Presto Chango...whoops!

[Mad Lews]

I am sure Bruno is hard as stone for those moments.

Alas Mr Dean he's but a figment of Lews fevered brain
Still for all his unsubstantial nature;
'if you cut him does he not bleed?'
Naw I guess not.

Meanin' no disrespect for your etched limits Ms. Muse
I just thought you should know Bruno thinks you're hot and he doesn't say that about too many tailless, fur free bitches. He had hopes and you broke his heart. A situation you've no doubt dealt with often. He'll recover and someday look back and know it was for the best. In the meantime he'll take solace in liver and liquor.
Yours
the ever nurturing Lews

"It's OK Bruno, I'm sure she still likes you as a person. Maybe you can just be good friends."