kitten,

I loved the story, and thank you for the surprise. I could see all this happening, and laughed quite a bit. There are some grammer mistakes and some spelling, but I will leave you to the tender mercies of aussiegirl for those. I do have one grumop though, when you quoted our IM, couldn't you at least have fixed my typos? If there was a spell check in YIM I would never actually say anything.

PS:
I would have taken you right there in the kitchen, after we stopped laughing about your hair getting caught in the drawer handle. Then I would have set aside some time to replace all the handles there so that would not happen again.