“To Strike the Uneven Balance”

[tessa]

With all due respect tessa, as Mae West said, "Goodness had nothing to do with it". I think you'll agree that the best stories are always drenched in wicked inspiration.

I have a feeling that Mae West would have also said that respect had nothing to do with it either.

"Wicked inspiration"...yep, nothing like it to produce a good gusher of a story.

Pardon me as I must go now and fantasize about Prince William. Thanks rose.

tessa

[Dragon's muse]

Pardon me as I must go now and fantasize about Prince William. Thanks rose.

tessa

Tessa,

He is some major league eye-candy isn't he. Can't you just picture him with a crop in his hand? Or dragging the thorny stem of a rose over my. . . .er . . . . um your creamy cleavage.

Sorry, lost my head for a minute.

[tessa]

Tessa,

He is some major league eye-candy isn't he. Can't you just picture him with a crop in his hand? Or dragging the thorny stem of a rose over my. . . .er . . . . um your creamy cleavage.

Sorry, lost my head for a minute.

We are talking about Prince William, aka His Royal Delicious One. That you only lost your head for a minute is an extraordinary feat in self-discipline.

I have no such self-control. Which is why I'm going to go Google HRDO's images and drool all over them.

I'm still giggling about your comment about calling Camilla "Mum".

tessa

[Dragon's muse]

We are talking about Prince William, aka His Royal Delicious One. That you only lost your head for a minute is an extraordinary feat in self-discipline.

I have no such self-control. Which is why I'm going to go Google HRDO's images and drool all over them.

I'm still giggling about your comment about calling Camilla "Mum".

tessa

Tessa,

Oh yes, His Royal Hunkiness. Would it be considered treasonous to drizzle chocolate syrup over a future monarch and lick it off slowly? But again i digress. i normally go for guys older than me, but in his case i would surely make an exception.

rose

[VoodooMan]

tessa and rose...

I appreciate any chance to get a glimpse inside the female mind, even when you know you are being watched. That place will forever be a source of wonder to me...among other things. *grin*

[tessa]

Tessa,

Oh yes, His Royal Hunkiness. Would it be considered treasonous to drizzle chocolate syrup over a future monarch and lick it off slowly? But again i digress. i normally go for guys older than me, but in his case i would surely make an exception.

rose

It would most certainly NOT be considered treasonous to drizzle HRH in such a manner...as long as I can watch. Otherwise, I'm reporting you for drizzle and fun on a Royal person's royal self.

And it seems as if Voodoo likes to watch too. Not that I think he'd be so interested in watching Wills getting drizzled. Nah, he probably prefers something much more...female in nature? Maybe. I'm just guessing.

[Dragon's muse]

It would most certainly NOT be considered treasonous to drizzle HRH in such a manner...as long as I can watch. Otherwise, I'm reporting you for drizzle and fun on a Royal person's royal self.

And it seems as if Voodoo likes to watch too. Not that I think he'd be so interested in watching Wills getting drizzled. Nah, he probably prefers something much more...female in nature? Maybe. I'm just guessing.

i am shocked! and appalled! You mean there are men out there who get off on watching girl on girl action? My world is shattered. To quote Chandler from "Friends" -- "Can open. Worms everywhere."

[VoodooMan]

i am shocked! and appalled! You mean there are men out there who get off on watching girl on girl action? My world is shattered. To quote Chandler from "Friends" -- "Can open. Worms everywhere."

rose, under the circumstances I hate to be the one to break the news to you, but rumor has it that there are even GIRLS that get off on watching girl on girl action... what is this world coming to?

[tessa]

i am shocked! and appalled! You mean there are men out there who get off on watching girl on girl action? My world is shattered. To quote Chandler from "Friends" -- "Can open. Worms everywhere."

~laughs and laughs~ I love "Friends" and Chandler is my favorite! (Phoebe runs a close second). Too cute!

I know. Those men. A crying shame that they appreciate such stuff, isn't it? I mean, girl on girl- female forms writhing over each other, touching those wonderfully sensitive places, knowing just what to do and how good it all feels...

Erm, well that's what I've heard anyway. Now where was I? Oh yeah, absolute debauchery and men can't seem to get enough of it. Greedy things.

[Dragon's muse]

It would most certainly NOT be considered treasonous to drizzle HRH in such a manner...as long as I can watch. Otherwise, I'm reporting you for drizzle and fun on a Royal person's royal self.

And what do you mean watch? We can take turns, You drizzle, i'll lick. i'll drizzle, you'll lick. His Royal Hunkiness won't know what hit him. Heck, he might even set us up in an unused wing of the palace.

Hey, a girl can dream.

[tessa]

And what do you mean watch? We can take turns, You drizzle, i'll lick. i'll drizzle, you'll lick. His Royal Hunkiness won't know what hit him. Heck, he might even set us up in an unused wing of the palace.

Hey, a girl can dream.

Which is what I'm doing right now...dreaming- dreaming about all that drizzling fun in the unused wing of the palace. With both us going at HRH, it'll take him awhile to get his brain engaged again, so we'll have a nice, long stay in the palace. Yum!

Hey! I think you just gave me an idea for my next assignment! You are such a grand inspiration! Pretty cute, too!

~huggles~
tessa