My beautiful little bitch

[slavelucy]

Oh go on lucy, we need a gay wedding at this time of year, won't you have one, PLEEEEEEEEASE!!!

ROFLMAO! Ha! Ha! You're funny.

See, now i just feel like a complete spoilsport...

sl

P.S. When IS the 'time of year' for gay weddings..is this a Yorkshire thing? Does the wedding breakfast consist of pies and theakstons ale?

[AndrewBlack]

Absolutely lass, there's nothing more queer than a pint of mild and a good pie down the pub talking about how much we hate queers. Wait a second....

[Mobius]

Absolutely lass, there's nothing more queer than a pint of mild and a good pie down the pub talking about how much we hate queers. Wait a second....

Well I am not going into that verbal teritory. I do not have a problem with homosexuals or there lesbian sisters.

and Slave lucy would a very nice lesbian of the lipstick varity. Sorry I thought that you guys were lesbians Alex is a very comon lesby name.

[AndrewBlack]

Don't get me wrong. My remark is a parody on those people who are homophobic ( there are a lot of them ), they are usually very stupid, narrow-minded and will probably extend their prejudices beyond homosexuality.

All the more reason for that gay wedding I say lucy, you damn Killjoy.

[slavelucy]

Absolutely lass, there's nothing more queer than a pint of mild and a good pie down the pub talking about how much we hate queers. Wait a second....

All the more reason for that gay wedding I say lucy, you damn Killjoy.

LOL! You crack me up AB.

and Slave lucy would a very nice lesbian of the lipstick varity.

Why, thank you. ( i think!). i wouldn't say i was wholly adverse to fooling around with fello girlies, but it isn't something i'm exactly 'into'.

Sorry I thought that you guys were lesbians Alex is a very comon lesby name.

Who's Alex?! Do you mean Alex Bragi? i can assure you myself and Alex are only friends. i was talking about Wontworry! The confusion rumbles on, clearly!

Do you drive a PT cruser or have a labradore and a wide wrist watch band.

Um..*grins*..you know that feeling when there's a joke that's gone right over your head...i'm getting it right now. i don't own a lab, i don't wear a watch and i don't know what a PT cruser is.

sl

[GaryWilcox]

Um..*grins*..you know that feeling when there's a joke that's gone right over your head...i'm getting it right now. i don't own a lab, i don't wear a watch and i don't know what a PT cruser is.

One hell of a goofy car, kind of a design throwback to the nineteen-fourties.

[Mobius]

LOL! You crack me up AB.

Why, thank you. ( i think!). i wouldn't say i was wholly adverse to fooling around with fello girlies, but it isn't something i'm exactly 'into'.



Who's Alex?! Do you mean Alex Bragi? i can assure you myself and Alex are only friends. i was talking about Wontworry! The confusion rumbles on, clearly!




Um..*grins*..you know that feeling when there's a joke that's gone right over your head...i'm getting it right now. i don't own a lab, i don't wear a watch and i don't know what a PT cruser is.

sl

Sorry taking foot out of mouth.

A pt cruser is a car by the chrisler company. It is comonly driven by lesbians. Another comon car driven by Lesbians is the mazda Miata. I had thought that you meant that alex was wont worry's name. Another bone head post By Mobius.

It was a pointless joke and sorry I posted it.

Sorry move on.

[csr]

A pt cruser is a car by the chrisler company. It is comonly driven by lesbians. Another comon car driven by Lesbians is the mazda Miata. ....

Our head of production here drives a PT Cruiser. I can't wait to go tell him that he's a lesbian!

[learningtopleez]

Our head of production here drives a PT Cruiser. I can't wait to go tell him that he's a lesbian!

LMAO csr!! Let us know what he says !

Congratulations to the both of you Lucy and Wontworry! I think Babysub said it best, so I say ditto!

[csr]

LMAO csr!! Let us know what he says !

I told him (a big burly man's man type). He laughed and said he'd love to be a lesbian if the operation weren't so expensive.

[Mobius]

Our head of production here drives a PT Cruiser. I can't wait to go tell him that he's a lesbian!

He could be a male lesbian. Does he have a wide watch band?

all joking aside there are cars that are associated with alternitive life stiles
and the PT cruiser is one of them. They are cominly refferd to as gay cars.

That is not besmerching gays, or the car's

[Mobius]

Oh and you thought that I was making it up did you

Here is a link to top lesbian car's and a quote from a lesbian.

http://www.cartalk.com/content/featu...letters-6.html

Never dought the all powerfull Mobius bra ha ha ha

You and I know that loads of people are going to nominate some big old nasty pickup truck. But, as a card-carrying lesbian I would like to nominate the PT Cruiser. I know, it has no history, no lore associated with it, but it just has that kind of off beat popularity that matchs the current wave of lesbian chic. I'll go out on a limb and give it a Sapphic thumbs up.

Cindy

[craftygirl]

Our head of production here drives a PT Cruiser. I can't wait to go tell him that he's a lesbian!

Heh. My exhusband used to erm, question my sexuality because ........ in his words .......... I had short hair (at the time) and wore pants.

Um, hi? He was **married** to me.

*laughing*

Just goes to show ............. you never can tell.

(And no, not gay. Bi, maybe, but I wanna try it before I decide. :P )

[Wontworry]

Decides its time to drag this thread back on course ….


So we met again and went shopping together to a sex shop to buy a few more toys that would be solely ours. A new dildo, a flogger, a crop, a bit gag (the gag I had sent her caused a rash on her face) and, most wonderfully, a butt plug with a tail.

The way she looks with the plug in is like everything I always fantasised. She feels it cascade down her inner thighs as she kneels before me. She feels the flick of the hanging hair as she moves around the room. She feels the fullness of the plug itself as she lays on the bed, open and available. The humiliation in her eyes is wonderful to see as she asks if she can take it out, begs to be released, implores me to allow her to be free of it, but accepts my steadfast refusals as she wears it as she makes coffee after the scene.

Her breasts have now been made even more beautiful by the marks left by the crop. Thin stripes travelling across the flesh. Welts that I couldn’t resist tracing with my fingers for hours afterwards. Her bruises reminding her how she knelt with her back to the bed and leant back to make her bound tits available for my pleasure and her punishment. Reminding her how her skin was first made bright red with a flogger and then striped with the crop. Reminding her how the tip of the crop was used so cruelly on her nipples.

We were able to spend ‘vanilla’ time together as well - just chatting, looking at the internet, eating a burger – nothing really, but these moments are so precious.

I want her in my life forever.

[csr]

Heh. My exhusband used to erm, question my sexuality because ........ in his words .......... I had short hair (at the time) and wore pants.

Um, hi? He was **married** to me.

LMAO... I love short hair on girls. What a twit. Glad to hear he's a "was!"

[GaryWilcox]

Heh. My exhusband used to erm, question my sexuality because ........ in his words .......... I had short hair (at the time) and wore pants.

I think I read somewhere that women often cut their hair short after marriage to a) define themselves as partnered-up and b) simplify grooming.

[slavelucy]

Sorry taking foot out of mouth.

A pt cruser is a car by the chrisler company. It is comonly driven by lesbians. Another comon car driven by Lesbians is the mazda Miata. I had thought that you meant that alex was wont worry's name. Another bone head post By Mobius.

It was a pointless joke and sorry I posted it.

Sorry move on.

No worries

It was an American joke, which is the only reason i didn't get it.

As for the Alex/WW mix up, nm, confusion happens, no harm done.



sl

csr - LOL! Er....