wanna hear the true and most hacknead answer EVER?

i stumbled across my mothers copy of The Story of O when i was 12, my older brother and his friends rented caligula when i was well, also about that age, so at an important and formative age, my formation was based on loverly classic stories.

from there, i just basically read stuff (magazines and short stories) i made up stories, thought i was a freak, blah blah blah, and then i actually met someone else who was into it, and then...blah blah blah blah blah.
just like everyone else right?