So is there someone out there that you could imagine yourself having a little interlude with? Maybe someone out of the ordinary (yeah yeah, everyone says Carmen Electra and Antonio Banderas)? It would be fun to see everyone's little celebrity crushes.

I would love to be tied up by Alton Brown (insert ridicule here). I know- I have a thing for smart guys in hawaiian shirts that have a sense of humor and can cook, especially when they know how to wield a wooden spoon like a pro. Boy, I'd love to have a little interlude with Gerard Butler, too. Particularly if it happened while he was wearing his little loincloth and cape number from the movie "300." Yowza!

As for who I'd like to be the boss of, I would love to turn that minx Rachael Ray over my knee and spank all that sassiness right out of her. Hmmm.....maybe I just have a thing for people that can cook....Well, I could see myself flogging the shit out of that brat Paris Hilton, too. Well, and maybe Gerard Butler, too... How about you all?
-Phan