The very most I would love if that would have beed doen by Peter Jackson (regisseur of eg: Lord of the Ring and King Kong) before he lost weight.
Sean Astin (before he lost weight, either. damn my taste)
James Gandolfini
Sean Connery (just how he is now, not the young Connery *bargh* )
...and Angelina Jolie would be damn interesting, too.