essell! Reckless or what?! You engage in chat about caning. You present your naked bum at just the right height. And then you give a lecture in egg-sucking.

Not surprisingly my fingers twitch, and my hand reaches for the slender, round rattan.

Better shut the windows. And lets hope the neighbours know where to look for their ear plugs.

And, what's so good is that I've no need to worry about retribution, because we know that's something you don't go in for.

Terrific! I'm looking forward to this!

As for oxymoron, the etymology is pointedly (oxy), or sharply foolish (moros), which itself is an oxymoron. So we're both right.

You can get up now. After kissing the rod.

Marquis