Quote Originally Posted by tessa View Post
I'm not so good with division and numbers and time zones, so I'll leave that for you to work out. Convoluted messes, however, are my specialty. Let me know if you ever need any help with those.
Making one or cleaning one up?

You know that language that people become fluent in when the pleasure takes over and rational thought flees? That "Oh godddddddddddd yessssssssss mmmmmmmm" mixed with moans and whimpers dialect? Yeah, that's me right now.
WHere the hell is that camera?

Oh, your story!
Story? No, I said camera. Where the hell is it?

This, Mr. Dean, is brilliant. The sadistic fervor, the abject fear, the incredible perversity of it all leap from the story and attack a mind. Well, it attacks my mind. Due to the primal forces that have decided to lead my thoughts at the moment, the "me" part of it is all I'm really focused on right now.
Aw, shucks. It weren't all that and a can o' peaches. But I am glad ya liked it.

No ripping and tearing from me. At least none to do on your story. No decoder ring and all. Besides, there are other things I'd rather rip and tear.
Where the hell is that camera?

I see that little thing huddled up in the corner, frightened beyond comprehension, listening to the horrors that await her...
In the famous words of John Paul Jones - I have not yet begun to make her suffer!

Wait, something was amiss there.

More, more, more! Significant supplication available if necessary.
Damned Camera...Marco! Marco! Fuck!

~hugs Mr. Dean for sharing...and because I'm all worked up~
Will ya look at that...you're all stuck to me now. Where the hell is that camera?
tessa [/QUOTE]