~hands you the 5 gallon drum of Astroglide~

Use it all up and yeah, maybe that'll hold it.

No, not for your ego, Mr. Dean. They don't make containers that big.

Besides, who'd want that contained anyway? It's much better all spread out and free to be. ~glances over at Mr. Dean's ego~ At least I think so. Be like fencing in a wild stallion. Just wouldn't be right.

And I don't think I'm so terrible at complementing others. Or complimenting them, come to think of it. I guess it all depends on perspective.

tessa