I think that your master should treat you to a day at a spa. With massages and oils and part of your day at the spa you should have a brazilian bekini wax done.

I am afried that it will be pretty painfull but the results last for weeks

Your nether region is waxed and then pulled out roots and all.

You would be smooth as a new born baby. The more you do it the less it hurts and the thinner the hair coming back.

Love a picture of that

Sorry to say that your vertual self has already had it done in the dungeon.

Mobius