Every now and again I like to go through some stories that I have read in the past. In doing so tonight I remembered Lien the Fifth, by Mad Lews. It is an unpleasant, violent and rough tangle of words that kept me chuckling, despite the fact that its author is a complete hack. Then I remembered a review of that story that pissed me off. That got me to re-examining the reviews. Then I found the review and I was pissed off all over again. As we all know, misery loves company. Well, so does irritation. So, without any more wasted words, here is the review:

"Sorry cowboy but a story must grip you from page one, unless you write a 200+ page book; which no one will read. like the logest story on this site: "Our First Female President by HarryBerg"
who has time to read 82 chapters ? A story should only be maximum 25-30 pages"

It wasn't even a review of one of my stories and I wanted to punch this bitch in the head. I still do.

Okay, I'm done.