*giggles hysterically* Tessa, I'm imagining you... *snickers* I'm sorry. I read too much. hahahahahahahahaha Ok, so I'm not sorry! It's funny as hell...or this damn rootbeer...

"Please, sir, I want some more."
"What!" said the master at length, in a faint voice.
"Please, sir," replied Tessa, "I want some more."

I hope the master doesn't offer a reward of 5 pounds to anybody who will take Tessa off his hands. *giggles*