Writing is about using the fewest words to express your ideas
I disagree.

I would offer a review and critique for you, Clevernick, but I am currently drunk. Yes, I have had tee Martwonies and I fear I would do you a terrible diservice. Wait - should that be "disservice"? I don't know. I am drunk. I don't drink much anymore. Not in the last ten years. I have tied one on tonight. Oh, that's four shots of gin, by the way. I need food. Send me some food, someone; Giordanos. I need a pizza.

Is there anybody out there?