moptop,
I liked the way you handled the sentence
'I always wake up before my slut – she’s good at many things, but she excels at sleeping.'
This was one of my favorite sentences; it shows the man's sense of humor and sets up a realistic situation where a damsel might be bound in her sleep.
I agree, that waiting for Ruby might be the polite thing to do, but she also gave us instructions to be active in the levels...I doubt she would mind some comments...I cannot help myself, unless I am instructed to lay off the comments, I see no reason to stop.
As for the ending, immeadiately, I would take out the word just to start. Imo, the last sentence could be omitted...I would give him a line instead,
" That's What the fu-, SIR."
or something to that effect.
Nice fixing.
I hope Ruby doesn't mind.
Beswitchingly