Tessa luv,
standing on Mad's lap is a of a bit presumptuous way to start. Humility and humanity might get you farther, I suggest you start on your knees, hobble forward and lick your way up from there. Just an Idea but I bet it would work and who knows where those cute little girlie parts may end up.or how they might get petted.
Try to control your enthusiasms, Deans still watching
Mad