I think I like the first story better, but just in case here's an alternate

"Hey, I just found my date book from 1989! I was supposed to fuck you, and you didn't remind me! Well damnit, bend over tat counter, I'm making up for it now!"

He pusheds her over the counter and pulls up her skirt.

"Because you forgot to remind me, I'm going to stick this giant fern on your head. if you let it fall off, you'll regret it slut, got it?!" He places a giant fern on her head, weighing her down against the counter. He pulls out his massive, 14" throbbing cock and jams it mercilessly into the slave's gaping pussy.

"Yeah that's right, take that 14" cock slut! You're just a hole to get fucked! Yeah bitch, yeah!" He humps her mercilessly, causing her to moan in pain and the pleasure of having such an awesome massive cock in her.

"Yeah, that's right! Look at your reflection in that toaster hile I fuck you! Look what a littloe whore you are! See that fern on your head? Bet you feel stupid now, you worthless slut! YEAH!"

THE END

/ I keed, I keed