very good point to NOT put into the rectum.

The rectum is highly absorbent and anything in there goes directly
into the system. My ben gay has the warning if ingested to call
a poison control center immediately.

Into the actual rectum would constitute ingesting such and would
require an interesting call to the poison control center, as usual
remedies of vomiting or anitdote would not work so well at the
other end.

Alleria you are having a bit too much daring fun!

jenny