As I have been following this thread´s evolution, I think it deserves some serious answers.

1) I write poetry. (or a reasonable resemblance thereof)
You ought to look up the status Bards had in Ancient Ireland... unless you already have done that.
The notion that poets are weak and un-manly is a modern one... I like to think of myself as rather old-fashioned regarding some issues.

2) I weep when folk die.
I would think anyone who doesn´t do that a robot. Or worse.

3) You lot voted me "Most Bratty" (That still hurts, by the way)
I admit to being envious about this title. Enjoy it!

4) Arria thinks I'm really a girlie.
If I really thought you a girlie, I would not be talking to you.

5) I haven't got a sub-and won't have one 'cos I respect cariad far, far too much.
Never say "never"...

6) Ah! Good news. I can't think of a 6.
Must... not... comment... on... that....

But-

1) I am considered kind of Domly, by a few
As written by someone else above, that is the same as 3), and therefore doesn´t count.

2) My profile says that I am
Oh yeah, right *bites tongue*
I have a little question here, though... if I write in my profile I am really a combat pilot, does that make me one? lmao

3) I drink JD. (Without a staw) (or an umbrella)
Fine with me, I´ll take the umbrella. I collected them as a kid.

4) Some subbies look upon me as almost Domly...sometimes
Really? Some subbies look upon you as almost a girlie... sometimes...
Now ponder this. LOL

5) I almost got banned for fighting off a complete bastard who upset some subs here.
That shows you have manners and are brave. I would not apply those attributes only to Doms, though.... or only to subs, for that matter.

6) I can't think of a 6. Damn.
*pats head* Awww.