Funny!
Yup, that's my teens these days, too.
I was showing off a new pair of glasses and my
eldest said something like, "Oooh, Mom, now you can
dress up like a librarian and ask Dad if he wants to check
out a book."
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Annie,
I forgot to put this in the first time,
I really enjoyed the conversation and the switch and bait
tactics used.
Good luck!