Because of various emergencies and obligations, both my pet and I have yet to finish our holiday shopping. Tomorrow, the last shopping day before Christmas, we're planning on completing our gift buying together. What she has yet to realize is that I intend to present her with an early Christmas gift that morning: a remote control vibrating butterfly/dildo. Considering that she is still extremely sensitive, it'll be interesting to watch her try to maintain her composure for the other shoppers with a bit of soft plastic burrowing into her at my command.

Of course, this is all contingent on the post office actually delivering on something resembling a schedule. The blasted thing was shipped by 3 day priority mail over a week ago, and I'm still waiting for it.