Quote Originally Posted by Leahsworm View Post
Mistress Leah said to tell you: 1.Put Bengay all over your puny cock and balls. 2.Lay out some newspaper on the floor 3. Sprinkle a box of uncooked rice on the newspaper. 4. Handcuff yourself behind the back.5. Kneel on the rice for 1 hour.
Maybe that beer bottle, capped and full, strapped to his package would alleviate some of that problem. I think one of those Sapporo 'magnums' would be about right. I hear you can get them at any package liquor store.