LOL...this is great!
I sleep with a small dildo, not that I use it every night, but I like holding it in my hand *blush* like a teddy bear. Each morning I make my bed, and I put it under the pillows.
Well one day my son comes in and flops on my bed talking to me while I was in my computer chair. I didnt noticed him adjusting the pillows. That night, I couldnt find my dildo and spent so much time looking for it.
Next day I feared the worst, my son took it to school with him and had it in his locker, thinking it was some police weapon *he was about 9 at the time*
Yes I have the dildo back now, and each morning it is safely hidden away.