Quote Originally Posted by lily27 View Post
No hair, no problems.

Other than having access to welding equipment, I am not sure what advice to give you. I have heard of men doing things with the plastic ring that comes around the top of a milk jug, but I think its effectiveness would be dependent on having a compatible girth.
Whatever you do, DO NOT drink out of the carton afterward! *hehehe* Okay, okay, it's late and I need to sleep... I'm walking AWAY from this thread now...