I used to work in A&E and some of the things we used to see on a sat night were a bit dicey LOL.
One bloke came in after suffering discomfort in his arse. went to xray and came back that he had a bottle shoved up there and somehow it had shattered. he ended up on the table have all the glass removed from his colon.
and wasnt it freddie starr a few years ago who got done when he was caught shoving a gerbil up someones arse...or was him having the gerbil shoved up his arse?????? cant remember now