1) Are you a sub?
Yes SIR!

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
F-Foxy lady.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
I'm having the time of my life!

4) Is age important to you?
Seems to become more and more important with every year I clock up.

5) How old are you?
Twenty one and a sixth. Young to some, old to others.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
I never learned kickboxing, but I took Karate for a while.
*chops out your teeth*

7) Can I have my teeth back?
Certainly. They're on the floor, right there.

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Nuh-uh.

9) What's your favourite implement?
The pen. For it is mighty!

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Does anyone have any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Sexy clothes like to wear me.

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
It makes me happy.

13) See Q6
No backtracking.

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Do I?

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Not so much.

16) What about blow jobs?
*points to status*

17) See Q7
What, do you want *me* to pick them up for you?

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
They are, yes.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive?
Ya-huh.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
He's so sensitive he's afraid to exist in case he upsets me. I'm single, but not currently looking

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Scarves!

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
You make a lot of demands, mister.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
I will leave you half a bus fare. You can scrounge the rest yourself.