I don't do the whole on line submission thing, so the one liners would get me laughing and have no effect on me at all. I rarely play outside a relationship, so I can't help you there. Just remember in the end,for most people, it's all about what gets you off (with a few exceptions), if it wasn't why would you do it?
However, set up to fail is a fun game when you know it's game. As for punished for being a dirty slut, go ahead punishing me is just going to make me hotter. You just have to get used to "bad" not necessarily meaning "bad".