Bad pun, I know. I would apologize but I enjoy bad jokes.

Regarding the low review you received: I have fallen victim to her reviews, as well, Mad. In reviewing her reviews I stumbled across your comments regarding her review of your own tale. Apparently this did not sit well with her as, about an hour later, she had reviewed two new tales and gave them glowing reviews. Call me paranoid but something doesn't smell right with that one.

As for her other comments regarding the length of stories, etc...well, those have to be the stupidest comments I have ever read.