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[Gans]

Hi, everybody ! I'm new here and I'm glad to be here. Nice to meet you.

First of all I want to excuse for my English.


And now - about my fantasy...


In category "Celebrities" I would like to read the story called - for example - "The Sordid Past Of Sophia Loren" or "Price Of Glory" about early - and modern - days of fame of my fave TiTalian celeBitch ( if you wish you can change "Sciccolone" ( Loren's maiden name ) in headline on the name of YOUR favorite celebrity ).


I see it as detailed celeb-fiction about "parallel career" of an "Italian Tigress" with many "facts" ( and "real gossips" ) of involving of her in making of "High-Class Porn" : undeground and restricted for usual public versions of famous "Married In Italian Style", "Millioneire", "Two Women" etc...


Participating of Mrs.Ponti in "alternative" variant of docudrama "Sophia: Her Own Story" with as "interesting biographical moments" as signing by a future MegaStar of a "special agreement" about sucking produsers's cocks, drinking cum in front of the filming camera ( with all "disreputable" sounds, showing of the smallest details of mimicry and clouse-ups of her well-known iconic face ).


Then I would ( if I could !.. ) describe the long period ( on the peak of her popularity ) when she was being prostituted by her hubby Carlo Ponti for the respectable cinemagnats; exclusive, limited bukkake-videos for very rich collectors-cinemaniacs, ( called "Sophia L'Oral" or "SuckPhia Loren"; "Sophia Whoren" - if you want ); extremely expensive rare high-quality bestiality of The Diva- For MoneyBags Only ! ; full, "minute-descriptioned" chronicle of her pregnancy and child-birth; and even - Oh, mama mia, that "special contract" !.. - future "compulsory" incestuous affaires with her both sons - Eduardo Ponti and Carlo Ponti Jr...


I would add also - just for "piquancy" - some "Dirty Limericks" about the veteran of infamous "TitWars" ( remember the shot with her and Jane Mansfield ? ). Something like this :


Snuskgubben
mel. Blinka lilla stjärna

Flicka pilla gärna där,
när jag blundar tar du här.
Är man bock är du minsann
lik den dyra tant som kan.
Flicka pilla gärna mer,
nu jag undrar: Drar du ner?


Sophia loren
mel. I Apladalen i Värnamo


Sophia Loren
hon satt i snåren
och räkna håren emellan låren
Och så kom det en engelsman,
Och stoppa kuken i det som rann.


Sophia Loren
hon satt i snåren
och räkna håren emellan låren
och mittemot satt en idiot
och smorde kuken med pepparrot.

Sofia Loren
Mel. I Apladalen i Värnamo


Sofia Loren
hon satt i snåren
och räkna håren
emellan låren.
Ja så kom där en engelsman
och stoppa snoppen i det som rann

Sophia Loren
Mel: I apladalen i Värnamo


Sophia Loren hon satt i snåren
och räkna håren i mellan låren.
Ja, då kom där en engelsman
och stoppa’ snoppen i det som rann.


Sophia Loren hon satt i snåren
och klippte håren i mellan låren.
och mellan benen där satt en man
och doppa skorpor i det som rann.

Unfortunately I do not know what languge it is. Maybe Hungarian..? If anybody knows, please, translate it to me !


I want it to have lots of humiliation and humility, blackmailing and black humor, many hopeless and desperate situations for the beautiful and talanted but dependent woman, who - via violated self-esteem, crushed self-respect and by the forced renting of her cunt and mouth - became The Legend !


This is My fantasy


P.S. Sorry again about my English.

[MrStefens]

Damn Gans, you got it bad I have to say! Well, I couldn't do the story justice and she's a little before my time, but I can certainly respect a man with a vision anyday! Good hunting Sir/

[Gans]

Thanks for good words, Mr. Stefens !

[ladyB]

Hi Gans,
Here is a website that translates other websites, maybe it'll be useful?
Alta Vista's Bable translation service

[Gans]

Thank you, LadyB !

[Curtis]

By this time your problem has no doubt been solved, but I just wanted to make a couple of comments: The language looked Finnish to me, but Finnish and Hungarian have common roots (which they supposedly share with Basque, if you can believe it), so you may well be right.

Also, does anyone know of a celebrity-sex-fiction site? Especially one for movie stars? I've seen a couple of sites, but their ideas of celebrities seems limited to porn stars and supermodels (especially Cindy Crawford). I've tried Googling, but was unable to wade through all of the mirror sites. About a year ago I read a great story about Sandra Bullock with Julia Roberts, but after I had to wipe my hard drive in December, I couldn't find the site again.

[Gans]

Thank you for your comment, Curtis !

There are some URLs to you ( though I'm not sure that there is anything new for you there, but all the same...):

http://gpf7238.sexboards.com/
http://www.houseofvictoria.com/alurker8192/
http://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/Dimitri/
http://www.asstr.org/~Kristen/gold/index.htm
http://www.asstr.org/~Kristen/maw/index.htm
http://www.asstr.org/~Kristen/celeb/index.htm
http://shadowkingstories.cjb.net/
http://www.c-s-s-a.com/newsite/
http://www.t-s-s-a.com/index.html
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=e...lt.sex.stories

[IndigoFae]

Ok, being Finnish I can say for certain that it's not.
That's in fact Swedish.

[Curtis]

Good responses, both. Thank you for taking an interest.

[woodsman'sgame]

Basque shares roots with no other language.
How they managed to develop a language unrelated to other Indo-European languages in the middle of the Pyrenees, no one knows.

Just some information from my linguistic courses good for trivia games.

[Curtis]

Is any game really trivial?

(My pseudo-deep thought for the day.)

[Fox]

I would suggest ...

American/Canadian football ....

curling ...

basketball ...

as qualifying as "trivial".

If you read "The Legend of Bagger Vance" (the book not the movie) you'll see the spiritual side of golf ... which is not an opinion I share, by the way.

Sorry about hijacking the thread - and good luck with the story, Gans. Glad you picked Sophia Loren and not the girls from Abba!

[Gans]

Thanks for the wishes, Fox.