Best rejoinder to customers I've seen since this opening of a review on Amazon (the film in question is Agnes Varda's Vagabond, a stark piece about human freedom) : "Canadiens will undoubtedly shy away from this great film... First, there are no beavers in the movie. Second, one must be able to read subtitles. Third, in this film, wine is preferred to beer."

(the stab at Quebecians who would not be able to understand continental French, because their own variety is a bit different, is especially wicked)