Wow, I don't know that anyone deserves to be rivaled with that passage. However I did find one that still makes me giggle which was not I am sure the intention of the author at all.

You raised your head as you felt your fingers being clutched; and in a stern voice "Not yet My Sweet Treat, you know you have to wait for permission to cum.

"Oh" I cry out, feeling your lips once again suckling at my itty bitty clitty.

...to rhyme or not to rhyme...

not