Basically, after I was done laughing at them, I'd tell them right where to shove that idea.

Doms earn respect, I don't just hand it out. Hell, thats like "Oh come on baby, you don't need me to wear a condom" or "Come on if you don't have sex with me, you don't love me".

I'm not going to get tossed out of the submissive club for telling some self proclaimed 'dominant' to stick it in his own butt.