Level 1 Help for Newbies

[Geasa]

Be warned: If you spell "a lot" as "allot" or "alot" I will make you wish you had never met me.

Ok, do not think I do that.

If you contract "You are" into "Your" I will abuse you until your eyes bleed.

Ok, might be in trouble here.

If you use the word "too" where "to" would be proper I will lash you to a bee hive.

Big, big trouble.

If you use the word "affect" where "effect" should be used I will poke your eyes out, break your fingers and call you "Sally".

Should be ok, cannot remember ever using affect.