Quote Originally Posted by Logic1 View Post
I have been to hotelrooms with too narrow beds to have sex on and when the beds were pushed together then the floor was too slippery so that the beds moved apart again. We just laughed it off and skipped sex for that night
Life is never just perfect now is it?`
You mean you didn't just carry on while on the floor!

This just reminds me of the sex scene in the Tall Guy (Jeff Goldblum and Emma Thompson) where they wreck the bedroom and you see the infamous 'piece of toast' on the arse.