We did it!! It didn't go exactly to plan. Our timing was a little off, my boyfriend had to stall a bit at the counter as he waited for me to arrive. Once I had arrived I said "Hi Honey, funny bumping into you here. What are you up to?" Silence. Looking at the counter the cigerette pack was on the counter and while looking at the pack I said "Don't tell me you've started smoking again." He continued to be silent and looking considerably nervous (with a bright red face). I picked up the pack and I handed it back to the ~20 year old female employee. I said to her "He can't buy this". She had a confused look on her face. I felt sorry for her, she didn't know what to do or say. It was a great reaction. Finally, she said "Sir, would you" in which I immediately said "no". Then I glanced at my boyfriend and said "lets go, I'm disappointed in you" and we left.

My boyfriend told me afterwards that he absolutely loved it but he also said he won't be going back to that convenience store any time soon. As for myself, it gave me a power rush. Unfortunately, there were no bystanders.