My dream kinky wedding would be to rent the 12,000 sq. ft. dungeon for the ceremony and reception. There's a bondage gazebo which could be the "altar." I'd wear a corset and formal skirt, probably green because that's my favorite color. I'd use the traditional vows of love, honor and obey. Along with the wedding ring, I'd love to have a metal collar. One of my friends said he saw a collaring ceremony where the master whipped his slave with a dozen red roses, and I think that sounds pretty hot. This dungeon even has bedrooms, so we could consumate the marriage right there with whoever wants to watch.