As a Scotsman residing in Dundee, I would like to clarify that it is virtually impossible to get an erection in Glasgow, never mind one of titanic proportions. I think it is something to do with the over use of spray on perma tans of the Jody Marsh variety in most of the Weegie Whoore Hooses. Orange can be a dangerous colour in Glasgow, that much is for sure ;o)
DM