Wannabees

[Tojo]

Got this from a crazy friend-

You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms)

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If you ever use the phrase "A real sub wouldn't have a problem doing that"... you might be a Wannabe If you think the word "submissive" means the same thing as "easy"... you might be a Wannabe

If you think leading your sub around by a leash in the supermarket is appropriate entertainment for everyone... you might be a Wannabe

If you think it's perfectly acceptable to address all submissives as "slut"... you might be a Wannabe

If you think SSC stands for "See Submissives Cower"...you might be a Wannabe

If your vanity plate reads "MSTR-2-U"... you might be a Wannabe

If you enter a chat room and command all the subs to call you Sir... you might be a Wannabe

If you're trying to book a flight to GOR... you might be a Wannabe

If you think all subs put out on the first date... you might be a Wannabe

If you think the only purpose for nipple piercing is to have a place to hang your car keys... you might be a Wannabe

If you think the GOR novels are based in fact... you might be a Wannabe

If you can't understand why a sub refuses to meet you for the first time alone at your place... you might be a Wannabe

If you think limits are nothing you need to consider seriously... you might be a Wannabe

If you think safewords are for sissies... you might be a Wannabe

If you think placing a "Sir" or "Master" in front of your nick name automatically makes you a Dom... you might be a Wannabe

If you think R/L is just like cyber... you might be a Wannabe

If you think using lube for fisting or anal play is too kind... you might be a Wannabe (or a really mean sadist)

If you have to constantly refer to the owner's manual to use your toys... you might be a Wannabe

If you think Dom's can't show their feelings and need to be cold and aloof... you might be a Wannabe

If you have any reason to fear ATF Agents could confiscate your toys... you might be a Wannabe

If you think the KGB Interrogation Manual is the definitive "how to" book for BDSM... you might be a Wannabe.

If you think sterile needles for play piercing are too expensive to only use once... you might be a Wannabe

If household items don't inspire you (wooden spoons, clothespins, etc.)... you might be a Wannabe

If you think electricity play consists of plug in socket/exposed wires touching sub... you might be a Wannabe

If you think a bullwhip is the best choice for a warm up tool... you might be a Wannabe

[Tojo]

And let's not forget the subs....

You Might Be A Wannabe (Subs)

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If you don't know what "R/L" means... you might be a Wannabe

If you think it's not necessary to communicate what you need or want to your Dom because what you want is not important... you might be a Wannabe

If you've never considered the possibility that your online Master is really a 14-year-old named Jason... you might be a Wannabe.

If you think being collared and spanked online qualifies you as an experienced sub... you might be a Wannabe.

If you think you have no limits... you might be a Wannabe

If you think using your safeword means you're not a "real" sub... you might be a Wannabe

If you consent to wearing a Dom/Domme's brand at your first R/L session with Him or Her... you might be a Wannabe

If you think bruises and broken limbs are standard bdsm play....you might be a Wannabe

If you think you must have total respect for anyone who calls himself/herself Dom/Domme... you might be a Wannabe

If you think the best sub is the one who can stand the most pain... you might be a Wannabe

If you think R/L is just like cyber... you might be a Wannabe

If you consent your first live meet with a Dom/me without using a safety net... you might be a Wannabe

If you think being a sub is all about being abused... you might be a Wannabe

If you think CBT means "Come and Bring Toys"... you might be a Wannabe

If you have to remove your collar so your Master can walk his dog... you might be a Wannabe (and your Dom is really cheap)

If you think sub-space is the cage a Dom keeps His or Her sub in... you might be a Wannabe

If you think enemas are only given for medicinal purposes...you might be a Wannabe

If you think submission means never saying "no"... you might be a Wannabe

If you have to spit out your chewing tobacco before you can be gagged... you might be a redneck as well as a Wannabe


Thanks M/L- there'll never be another you.

[Aussiegirl1]

Nice one Tojo - how sad to think though that some poeple just wouldn't get the joke.

[Qmoq]

Thanks Tojo! Phew. It was kinda reassuring (as someone who has sometimes been called a wannabe) that I don't have any of those characteristics!

I agree equally with the sub ones. There are so many who say that they would love to be broken and seriously injured - surely there's only a handful of people who are genuinely that extreme.

Ooo I'm so tempted to call aussiegirl a slut right now, just for fun! But I can't, she's too nice.

Q

[Aussiegirl1]

Ooo I'm so tempted to call aussiegirl a slut right now, just for fun! But I can't, she's too nice.

Q

Thanks for the compliment .. I think!

[maddie]

Thank you for posting those, Tojo! There's some good laughs in there, but there's a lot of seriousness to it, too.

[Silke]

*chuckles* good one, Tojo...and I see some of those far too often for my taste.

[Tojo]

Yes you don't know whether to laugh or cry at some...


Tojo

[pejanon]

great Tojo!

yes, some of them are rich - but I could not realy laugh, they are too true.

my pet peevee

"If you think placing a "Sir" or "Master" in front of your nick name automatically makes you a Dom... you might be a Wannabe!"

[cariad]

Was meandering in a meanderingish way and stumbled upon this thread. Not sure that it should not be stuck up at the top along with Aesop's guide to beginners.

Is funny, but as pejanon said, it is also sad, so many of those are believed by so many people...

Thank you Tojo

cariad

[maddie]

Hmm.....I'll sticky it if y'all promise to try to come up with more to add to Tojo's fine lists.

[Talia]

You know I agree with cariad..I'm tempted to stick this up with Aesop's sticky....*pondering*.

Very nice Tojo....Thank you for sharing this.


OK...I'm going to sticky it......why not? If Rabbit doesn't want it stuck he can unstick it.....

[Tojo]

Oh I don't deserve all the thanks, I'm only passing it on from a friend.

I may be better off without her, but I sure miss her sometimes.


Tojo

[Asia]

Excellent!
I think I fall into the category of 'WontEverBeAWannabe' *smiles*

[Talia]

Excellent!
I think I fall into the category of 'WontEverBeAWannabe' *smiles*

LMAO that was cute!

[BeautifulOblivion]

*giggles* That... was amazing.

[Tojo]

A wannabee in action- note fierce look, overstated moustache & hours spent in gym. Note lack of imagination- "D/s = oral sex"


Tojo

[Silke]

Hahahahahahahaha....a bit deflated, eh? Very cool, Tojo! *grins*

[His Slut]

Hahahahahahahaha....a bit deflated, eh? Very cool, Tojo! *grins*

*sneaks in and issues a good hard SMACK on Silke's ass*

[Silke]

*eyes turning soft and dark as she looks at HS* Don't tempt me...

[His Slut]

*eyes turning soft and dark as she looks at HS* Don't tempt me...

*licks lips and gazes at Silke through lowered lashes*

...and what if I try to tempt you?

[Silke]

*mischievous smile* depends whether you can handle a truely deprived sub...

Hell, I've such a one tracked mind at the moment, lol. Sorry for getting carried away in your thread, Tojo. And HS...you sure that you want to get into kinky action in a 'Wannabe' thread?

[hawk_fann]

Silke and His Slut - if you plan to take this outside (the thread) let me know where I can follow along.

[Timberwolf]

And don't worry about that strange growling sound from the dark corner either. It won't hurt you.

[Silke]

Lol, I guess you'll have to follow us around...we're thread-hopping!

Damn, I love a good growl!!

[Masters_lilone]

this is so true..

[BorderCollie]

Hey Tojo,
I think you've been watching to much Jeff Foxworthy. LOL
Which is really unusual for an Aussie to even know who he is!

Cheers

BorderCollie:

[Havensov]

If I may, I would like to add a few.

Wanna-be-Dom
“If you think all sub should kneel at your feet, you are a wanna-be-dom”
“If you think that BDSM means “Bitch Don’t Start w/ Me, you are a wanna-be-dom”

Wanna-be-sub
“If you think that you should kneel before all Doms, you’re a wanna-be-sub”
“If you think that SubSpace is where you go when you’re role-playing a sci-fi scene, you are a wanna-be-sub”

Just my two cents, take it or leave it

[SheepishJaina]

*picks up the two cents* yeayyyy! I'm two cents richer!

[Terri]

Oh My GOD, I came in here to pick up a few newbie tips and I get a page full of what not to be.
I haven't laughted so much when I'm alone for to long.
Must go and play