I'd go with really chunky jewellery, especially huge hooped silver earrings and then pick sliver boots. Then maybe team that up with a short, frayed denim mini-skirt. Clean but faded matched with a big wide belt. As for a top, maybe a bright red one with gold buttons!

I would always pick dark cherry lipstick or really bright red. Rimmel do some excellent colours and make-up kits and they're always on sale! And if you've got the time, going a bit heavy handed with the spray tan will also make you look really trashy.

I'd condsider an cheap ankle bracelet too.

Not that I've given this subject much thought...*grins*