Oberlin I can believe. But Iowa State. This may be the biggest thing to hit that campus since Harlan Wood, Mert Utter and Lester Krampitz got their PhD's in the late 1930's in Biological Chemistry. This consititutes fantastic PR!

I write stuff like this guy does, but as satire. I can see him foaming at the mouth with the spittle flying half-way across the room. I wonder if he beats his girlfriend with a belt or a stick. Or maybe she beats him. Maybe he has no girlfriend but wishes he did.