Psychiatric Help- 5¢

**OttifantSir** · 11-19-2006

The doctor has found my twin brother OffiantSir! YIPPI!! My life-long quest is finished! Finished? I'll show you who's finished you <beep><beep><beeeeeep>! Hey, who brought me this nice, black dragon? It's so comforting having supreme power as my pet...

My appointment? I don't have one. My doctor just sent me here against my will. Don't know why he thought I needed it, especially now that I have powerful dragon as my pet.

**frankee** · 11-19-2006

Originally Posted by delia

~The Therapist wanders over to her calendar on annie's desk while annie is out sick.... pencils the dhyanna's in for more multiple personality and anger therapy, Q and sheepish in for communication therapy and OffiantSir in for... well... everything....~

LMAO!

Bunch of wackos!!!!!!!!

**moptop** · 11-19-2006

I have no problems, I just wandered in for chocolate. And got sidetracked by the feathers. And the shiny things. And the pointy things. And the shiny pointy things. I need to find some rhymes for pointy...

**moptop** · 11-19-2006

Oh, yes, thank you, doc that's right! Groups. Bands. Rehearsals. Gotta get onto that. Oops, sorry, just been sidetracked again...

**michebe(LD)** · 11-19-2006

Hows your hoo hoo frankeeeeeeeeeee, does it need some more torturing

**OttifantSir** · 11-19-2006

Seeing the doctor disappear into her office again when I return from the bathroom, I find a piece of paper and take out my engraved, diamond-emblazoned, old-style ink pen and give the doctor my account number so she can get paid for putting up with all the wackos that seem to loiter, and litter up, her office. Hmmm.... Got a friend, a pet actually, that could get rid of all these empty boxes of chocolate in a minute.... I am sure he would like a nice feather cape too. A bit cold with scales for skin in the Norwegian winter.... Have to be cautious around moptop though. Dragons are known for liking shiny things too. Don't want to lose my pet, especially since it took me so long to find him...

**RickBulow74** · 11-19-2006

*chuckling and reaching for my screwdriver* Might I tighten someone's loose screws?

**Warbaby1943** · 11-20-2006

Boy glad I don't have to worry about telling the doc my problems since I now know I'm the only sane one here among all these wackos, no matter what Rick says. Whew, that was close.

**SheepishJaina** · 11-20-2006

Hey! We talk just fine!

*whispers naughty thoughts into her handsome Brit's ear and then licks his ear*

Uncle_Ed · 11-20-2006

Me? Help? how long have you got?

**SheepishJaina** · 11-20-2006

*hands Unc a sheep and goes back to making her handsome Brit blush*

**michebe(LD)** · 11-20-2006

pssst sheepy didnt u chuck all the sheep outside

**SheepishJaina** · 11-20-2006

no no, i picked up one of the ones by the door after leaving

**michebe(LD)** · 11-20-2006

ahh will let u off this once, go back to ur british guy :P

**Warbaby1943** · 11-20-2006

There seems to be more sheep here than I remember.

**moptop** · 11-20-2006

Well, in that case there are bound to be some shiny, singing sheep with feathery fleeces. Unlikely to be pointy, though. Shame.

**OttifantSir** · 11-21-2006

OttifantSir is glad to see that his twin brother, OffiantSir, has taken the fall for him and sets his mind to thinking about how to reward him for his kind generosity. *Maybe a nice flight around the world on the back of my pet would be a nice gift?* *You crazy?! He'll steal it from you, you fool! Kill him now!* *Oh, such a waste of a great mind. He never even hurt a fly* *Somebody call the exterminator! This place is riddled with flies!* *Now, how do I come about making a unified field theory? I've only got 18 years left before I'm supposed to collect that Nobel Prize. Better hurry*

**Warbaby1943** · 11-21-2006

Where's the doc?

**TheDeSade** · 11-21-2006

Tells all the voices to shut up so he can concentrate . . .

**Curious_1** · 12-01-2006

*walks in and hears everything that has been said*

Thinks the doc had better come back soon!!

**slaveangel{HM}** · 12-01-2006

*grushes noncoherently* I...I need my straight jacket fastened. No one will fasten it. I can't stop bouncing around in the chatroom. I am becoming perverted and I am liking it. I can't stop playing in the Fun and Games Section my fingers may be fallling off. The voices in my head are saying one thing, and the voices that are coming out of other places are saying another! My mind is telling me one thing, my heart is telling me another. I am confused and bouncy and happy and loving it!

**gagged_Louise** · 12-01-2006

*walks over to Angel and tightens her straitjacket after carefully folding her wings under it* There you are, sis. I guess you don't want to decide if you're of Heaven or Hell.

**slaveangel{HM}** · 12-02-2006

Originally Posted by gagged_Louise

*walks over to Angel and tightens her straitjacket after carefully folding her wings under it* There you are, sis. I guess you don't want to decide if you're of Heaven or Hell.

*GASP* Oh sis I am not worthy of making such a judgement!!!! I need my Psychiatrist to *bites fingernails nervously, then as she does it feels Master's scolding gaze* Okay Okay I'll stop *smiles angelically*

**Warbaby1943** · 12-02-2006

This is getting interesting to see how all the crazies are handling it without the doc. Glad I'm sane.

**gagged_Louise** · 12-02-2006

Eh, what's up, Doc?

**OttifantSir** · 12-04-2006

(Walking round in circle, calling in a hoarse voice)

Doctor!

Doctor!

Doctor!

Doctor!

Doctor!

**Warbaby1943** · 12-04-2006

I hope the doc hurries back. I hate to see people suffering like this.

**TheDeSade** · 12-04-2006

sits quietly in the corner carrying on four different conversations. . . and there isnt anyone else within hearing distance.

**Warbaby1943** · 12-04-2006

Originally Posted by TheDeSade

sits quietly in the corner carrying on four different conversations. . . and there isnt anyone else within hearing distance.

LMAO. Hurry back doc can't you see what is happening here without you?

**slaveangel{HM}** · 12-13-2006

*crawls back in and sits on her cushion rocking backwards and forwards, singing to herself, wrapped up tightly in a ball*

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