I'm not sure if I'm doing this correctly but here goes.

1) I collect and hoard books with all the avarice of Homer and Langley Collyer.
2) With all of Euro 2008 to be televised, my edacious appetite for the beautiful game might finally be satisfied.
3) Living in New Orleans has only encouraged my gourmand tendencies.
4) An omnivorous reader, I scrutinize cereal boxes if there is nothing else at hand.
5) I become a rapacious lesbian when my pet struggles in her bondage.
6) After a tough day at work, I feed ravenously on my girl’s submission.
7) I read voraciously and usually have seven or eight different books that I’m devouring at any given time.