The Thread on Smells that Just Won't Die cause its damn funny

[Warbaby1943]

Someone remind me not to read anything from this thread while I'm eating breakfast. Hey cadence don't read anything from this thread while eating breakfast. How's that? You only need ask and it shall be done.

[crazy_grrluk]

chuckles

[Warbaby1943]

Someone remind me not to read anything from this thread while I'm eating breakfast.
Hey cadence don't read anything from this thread while eating breakfast. How's that? You only need ask and it shall be done.

Hope twice does it for you.

[tessa]

EWWWWWW!

[nk_lion]

You couldn't let it go tessa....

[tessa]

Apparently, neither could you, nk. :p

[nk_lion]

My responses are within 1 hr of previous response...yours is two days. And I'm special

[tessa]

My responses are within 1 hr of previous response...yours is two days. And I'm special

I know you are, but what am I? :rolleyes:

Wait. Don't answer that.

:p

[gagged_Louise]

You're not on staff, nk, so you don't have to smell the gunpowder and flying feathers of combat in the inner circles.

[nk_lion]

I admit, I'm not.

But...I'm special :)

And tessa....wouldn't you like to know what are you??

Dammit, I bumped this thread

[Logic1]

good thing that i got self control to not bump this thread
or not :p

[Rhabbi]

If I were staff I would be tempted top lock this thread just to keep idiots like me from bumping it.

[annie]

The entire problem is... nothing in this thread, to my knowledge (and NO I haven't read the entire thing... lol) has broken a rule or become heated... yet! lol DAMN those rules sometimes... *giggles*

*wonders if a MOD begging for it to not be bumped again would make any difference.... *

[crazy_grrluk]

the way I see this thread is it is a bit of fun...might make u throw up but one still laughs and giggles in a sick and perverted way lmao
or is that just my sense of humour???? *scratches head*

[Rhabbi]

The entire problem is... nothing in this thread, to my knowledge (and NO I haven't read the entire thing... lol) has broken a rule or become heated... yet! lol DAMN those rules sometimes... *giggles*

*wonders if a MOD begging for it to not be bumped again would make any difference.... *

Exactly my point annie, I would just lock it as an abuse of power.

[annie]

Exactly my point annie, I would just lock it as an abuse of power.

See that "abuse" coming back to bite me... and not in a good way!;)

[nk_lion]

If you can't beat them, join them

*Bump bump bumpity bump*

[cariad]

If I were staff I would be tempted top lock this thread just to keep idiots like me from bumping it.

We could always really abuse our power and keep those who bump it locked up instead.

*goes off to order extension to site dungeon*

[crazy_grrluk]

chuckles.

ok how about this...favourite smells?

I love the smell of fresh baked bread and fresh ground coffee ( I dont even drink the stuff)
what's your favoutite smell?

[nk_lion]

I love the smell while walking through a forest after a recent spring rainfall.

I also love the smell of the flower I have in house called the Queen of the Night (or something like that). It has this amazing smell that is only emitted in the middle of the night.

[White Rabbit]

I also love the smell of fresh coffee (plunger kind, not instant)
Apple stroodles that I make for Mistress
Okonomiyaki, a Japanese pancake thing that I cook sometimes
This bubblegum scented perfume that my Mistress wears sometimes, when I'm good. (Bubblegum not nearly as gross as I thought, quite the opposite in fact)

But MOST of all,
I love the smell when I am worshiping my Mistress.

[Warbaby1943]

This used to be named smelly pussies but got changed why I'll never know. I keep trying to make sure all new members see it. LOL

[crazy_grrluk]

hands out the pegs for members noses LOL

[Warbaby1943]

Lol

[cadence]

Yay!!! I was just thinking about this thread.
Not thinking about it during breakfast though

[DowntownAmber]

Trout

[cadence]

Trout

No no, it's fish taco

[Warbaby1943]

Smells great, huh?

[DowntownAmber]

No no, it's fish taco

*hehehe* Oh no, trout all the way... J and I were nearly killed by a smelly trout this weekend. It's true.

Wait, what was this thread about??

[Lion]

This thread is back!?!? It never dies! Has some sort of immortal thingy in it.

[gagged_Louise]

Why does it hurt deep down in my hoo hoo? *gg*

[Warbaby1943]

This thread is back!?!? It never dies! Has some sort of immortal thingy in it.Just like all good memories, they last forever.

[J-Go]

I Am Trout Sniffer!

[annie]

*wonders if there is a way to put an entire thread on ignore.... goes off to look through the controls....*

[gemmy]

This used to be named smelly pussies but got changed why I'll never know. I keep trying to make sure all new members see it. LOL

lol Warbaby, did you really have to? *giggles*

[DowntownAmber]

I Am Trout Sniffer!

"Excuse me, we're here to sniff your trout." *hehehe*

Master, do you have the feeling we're delightfully off topic?

[Warbaby1943]

lol Warbaby, did you really have to? *giggles*It's a thankless job but somebody has to do it. LOL

[DowntownAmber]

It's a thankless job but somebody has to do it. LOL

Fine, I'LL do it if no one else will!! *ahem* Thank you Warbaby for bringing back this DELIGHTFUL thread! Here is your appreciation gift, The Gilded Trout. *applauds*

[Warbaby1943]

Gee thanks for that award.

[Lion]

Lol

Oh jeez....now I'm bumping this thread

[Warbaby1943]

Thanks for helping

[violet girl{MM}]

Now Gentlemen... :rolleyes:

Proper etiquette dictates that this thread be allowed to die with dignity... :)

As for the smell eminating from it...well that will dissapate in time. :D

[Warbaby1943]

Now Gentlemen... :rolleyes:

Proper etiquette dictates that this thread be allowed to die with dignity... :)

As for the smell eminating from it...well that will dissapate in time. :Dvg you know you love it. You always have.:tounge:

[violet girl{MM}]

vg you know you love it. You always have.:tounge:

i love how the smilie icon in Your quote is spelled incorrectly...:rolleyes:

THAT speaks volumes....

Smilie people: Listen up!! It's spelled TONGUE...not TOUNGE...*LOL* :)

...and *sighs* i guess i love it....

Come back to me on that one. :rolleyes:

*passes out clothespins for people's noses* :D

[Warbaby1943]

i love how the smilie icon in Your quote is spelled incorrectly...:rolleyes:

THAT speaks volumes....

Smilie people: Listen up!! It's spelled TONGUE...not TOUNGE...*LOL* :)

...and *sighs* i guess i love it....

Come back to me on that one. :rolleyes:

*passes out clothespins for people's noses* :DWhat are you talking about? What quote? Maybe I should stick with tits, huh. LOL

[violet girl{MM}]

Perhaps You should...it IS Your forte. :)

BTW, the quote i meant was the one with the "Na na" face...

Oh never mind. :)

[Lion]

Clothespins on tits are a good idea. Violet, come here, I have some clothespin to place on you :D

[violet girl{MM}]

Clothespins on tits are a good idea. Violet, come here, I have some clothespin to place on you :D

:eek:

THAT isn't what i meant and You know it!!! :dont:

Causing trouble already i see....:rolleyes:

[Warbaby1943]

Perhaps You should...it IS Your forte. :)

BTW, the quote i meant was the one with the "Na na" face...

Oh never mind. :)LMAO you have still lost me. Was my tongue in the wrong place or what? What is "Na na" face...?

[gemmy]

*applause and congratulations to Warbaby on the prestigious and coveted Gilded Trout*

hehe

[Lion]

:eek:

THAT isn't what i meant and You know it!!! :dont:

Causing trouble already i see....:rolleyes:

Sure...offering clothespins to doms and switches, and then acting all surprised. You know you love it

[violet girl{MM}]

LMAO you have still lost me. Was my tongue in the wrong place or what? What is "Na na" face...?

Ok...i quoted Your comment with the face that has its tongue sticking out...

When i hit quote, Your comment pops up enclosed by brackets...the facial icon is listed as being a "tounge" icon....The icon people can't spell was my point.

Now that my joke smells as bad as this thread...*LOL* i'm done explaining.

[violet girl{MM}]

Sure...offering clothespins to doms and switches, and then acting all surprised. You know you love it

Do i? :rolleyes:

[Warbaby1943]

Ok...i quoted Your comment with the face that has its tongue sticking out...

When i hit quote, Your comment pops up enclosed by brackets...the facial icon is listed as being a "tounge" icon....The icon people can't spell was my point.

Now that my joke smells as bad as this thread...*LOL* i'm done explaining.OK at least it was not my mistake. I know I'm not always right but I'm never wrong. No more explaining just some flashing would be nice.

[Lion]

Do i? :rolleyes:

*Attaches clothespins on violet's nipples, ties her hands behind her back so that she can't take them off*

Well, now you can tell me, do you?

[violet girl{MM}]

...some flashing would be nice.

i agree :camera2:

Oh!! You mean THIS kind of flashing...:rolleyes:

***FLASH!!! (@)(@)*** :cool:

[violet girl{MM}]

*Attaches clothespins on violet's nipples, ties her hands behind her back so that she can't take them off*

Well, now you can tell me, do you?

Evil!! :evil:

Don't You have anything better to do? :rolleyes:

[Warbaby1943]

:icon176: Yes, Yes, Yes BTW they smell GREAT.

[violet girl{MM}]

:icon176: Yes, Yes, Yes BTW they smell GREAT.

i should hope so! :)

[Warbaby1943]

i should hope so! :)No fear, they do. LOL

[Lion]

Evil!! :evil:

Don't You have anything better to do? :rolleyes:


Actually I do...grocery shopping.

*Binds violet in a spreadeagle position, secured one of those clit vibrators to her clit, set to max*

And I'm off...Enjoy

Oh yes...I almost forgot.

*Leaves a bunch of whips, paddles, candle wax, crops, and a wartenberg wheel beside a sign*
'One minute for one dollar, all proceeds go to charity'

I'm such a philanthropist

[violet girl{MM}]

Actually I do...grocery shopping.

*Binds violet in a spreadeagle position, secured one of those clit vibrators to her clit, set to max*

And I'm off...Enjoy

Oh yes...I almost forgot.

*Leaves a bunch of whips, paddles, candle wax, crops, and a wartenberg wheel beside a sign*
'One minute for one dollar, all proceeds go to charity'

I'm such a philanthropist

*LOL* Yes...they will erect a monument in Your honor! :rolleyes:

Now what am i supposed to do for the rest of the day? What if i have errands to run also? :rolleyes:

*sighs* Just like a Lion...selfish. ;)

[Warbaby1943]

Actually I do...grocery shopping.

*Binds violet in a spreadeagle position, secured one of those clit vibrators to her clit, set to max*

And I'm off...Enjoy

Oh yes...I almost forgot.

*Leaves a bunch of whips, paddles, candle wax, crops, and a wartenberg wheel beside a sign*
'One minute for one dollar, all proceeds go to charity'

I'm such a philanthropistHere's a hundred dollars. Let's see what she will do.

[violet girl{MM}]

Here's a hundred dollars. Let's see what she will do.

Hey!!! You're supposed to be my friend, WB!!! :eek:

[Warbaby1943]

Hey!!! You're supposed to be my friend, WB!!! :eek:I am that is why I bought all the time and set you free while he wasn't looking. Now how about a big flash again.

[violet girl{MM}]

I am that is why I bought all the time and set you free while he wasn't looking. Now how about a big flash again.

Oh!! Thank You! *throws my arms around WB and kisses His cheek*

Here You go!

***FLASH!!! (@)(@)*** :cool:

[Warbaby1943]

hey that kiss was very nice. You Jersey girls are the best

[violet girl{MM}]

hey that kiss was very nice. You Jersey girls are the best

...and You Ohio guys aren't so bad either!

*plants another big kiss on WB's cheek* :bigkiss:

[Warbaby1943]

...and You Ohio guys aren't so bad either!

*plants another big kiss on WB's cheek* :bigkiss:Missed, I turned my head and the kiss landed on my lips. NOW that WAS nice.

[DowntownAmber]

WB's breath

[Warbaby1943]

WB's breath
And??????

[DowntownAmber]

Farts?

[violet girl{MM}]

Missed, I turned my head and the kiss landed on my lips. NOW that WAS nice.

i agree...that WAS nice! ;)

[Warbaby1943]

i agree...that WAS nice! ;)OH yeah.

[DowntownAmber]

OK here we go again...someone open a window!

[Warbaby1943]

OK here we go again...someone open a window!What did you do nowwwwwwww? never mind I can tell. You, cg, and those damn beans.

[Lion]

Wow...a hundred bucks. :)
No slave :(

Meh, I'll just get her again and tie her up. Add some other incentives *weg*

[violet girl{MM}]

Wow...a hundred bucks. :)
No slave :(

What slave...where? *looks over Lion's shoulder* :)


Add some other incentives *weg*

Incentives? :rolleyes:

[Lion]

What slave...where? *looks over Lion's shoulder* :)



Incentives? :rolleyes:

Don't worry, it's for me to know, and you may find out, haven't decided on that yet.

Yes, incentives. Or rather, games. Such as using a sharpie, and making a nice bulls eye on your ass. The contestant gets a whip and has to pay $5 for three tries. If he/she can get a nice red welt right at the bulls eye, they can fuck you silly :D.

Ofcourse, that's just an idea at the top of my head. Will eventually get better ideas with a brainstorming process, and I am always open to ideas.

[violet girl{MM}]

Well...let me know how it all turns out!

*turns to run* :eek:

[gagged_Louise]

Found your old playmate did you?

*catches Violet and holds her firmly*

-Now show us, sis; it was so much fun last time... :D

[violet girl{MM}]

*catches Violet and holds her firmly*

Hey!! Not you, too, sis!! :eek:


-Now show us, sis; it was so much fun last time... :D

Which time would that be? :rolleyes:

[gagged_Louise]

Which time would that be? :rolleyes:

The one that made Warbaby say it was "heavy reason for a spanking" after everyone had gone, the grunting had died down and he entered the room. ;)

[violet girl{MM}]

The one that made Warbaby say it was "heavy reason for a spanking" after everyone had gone, the grunting had died down and he entered the room. ;)

Hmmmmm...nope. Doesn't sound familiar...:rolleyes:

[gagged_Louise]

I'm sure the Lion would remember that day... ;)

[Warbaby1943]

I hope someone remembers. LOL

[violet girl{MM}]

I hope someone remembers. LOL

Ah yes...Selective amnesia! :rolleyes: :span:

or should i say...

Selective remembering? :cool:

[Warbaby1943]

Ah yes...Selective amnesia! :rolleyes: :span:

or should i say...

Selective remembering? :cool:Hey remember I'm on your side. Anyone who lives in Tony Soprano's state is OK in my book

[gagged_Louise]

*lets go of Violet and wipes her brow now that she's recalled it*

[Warbaby1943]

recalled what? Is there something happening here that smells to high heaven?

[violet girl{MM}]

Hey remember I'm on your side. Anyone who lives in Tony Soprano's state is OK in my book

Yes...Tony Soprano. And to quote Mr. Soprano

"Once you're in the family...there's no getting out!" :cool:

Kind of like this place, no? :rolleyes:

[Warbaby1943]

Yes...Tony Soprano. And to quote Mr. Soprano

"Once you're in the family...there's no getting out!" :cool:

Kind of like this place, no? :rolleyes:Exactly but who would want out. Not me.

[Lion]

Thank you Louise, for stopping her to get away.

Ofcourse, I do this all for a noble cause, and violet just loves to stuggle. ;)

[Warbaby1943]

Does she fight a lot?

[violet girl{MM}]

Ofcourse, I do this all for a noble cause, and violet just loves to stuggle. ;)

Oh? Says who? Like YOU would know?! :rolleyes:

WB...i thought You were on my side? :(

[Warbaby1943]

This could be fun watching

[gagged_Louise]

In this place every thread seems to find a detour sometimes ,yet they still hit the eye of the (breast) needle.

[violet girl{MM}]

This could be fun watching

Sooooooooooo not fair.

*pouts*

[Warbaby1943]

Sooooooooooo not fair.

*pouts*OH I may still help you out. Let's see those tits.

[violet girl{MM}]

OH I may still help you out. Let's see those tits.

What's in it for me? :rolleyes:

Will You really help, or is that an empty promise? :)

[gagged_Louise]

Are you CRAZY, WB? Her Dom is round the corner! ;)

[Lion]

WB is a male. And which male wouldn't want to see you struggle, and see the whip striking your bare ass, and hear your moans of pleasure when your clit is being played with.

So, without futher ado...

*Lassos violet, and pulls her towards me.*
*Puts her in an inverted suspension, with her legs spread*
*Places water guns filled with warm and cold water close by*

New way to raise money - 'Buy a watergun, spray it on our volunteer and see her reaction, only $5'

Everyone applause for our volunteer, who donated her body so selflessly - violet!

[violet girl{MM}]

WB is a male. No!! Really??!! Who'da thunk it? ;)


New way to raise money - 'Buy a watergun, spray it on our volunteer and see her reaction, only $5'

Wow! i'm a bargain! :)

Hey! Wait a minute! :eek:

*gulps*

[Lion]

No!! Really??!! Who'da thunk it? ;)



Wow! i'm a bargain! :)

Hey! Wait a minute! :eek:

*gulps*


No...you're pricesless, just the watergun is $5

[gagged_Louise]

*raises hand. holding a five-buck note*

let's hear it for the girl! I'd better break the ice here.

*smiles angelically at sis*

[violet girl{MM}]

*raises hand. holding a five-buck note*

..and i thought you loved me. :(



*smiles angelically at sis*

Yeah...an angel with devil horns sticking out of her tarnished halo! :evil:

[Lion]

*raises hand. holding a five-buck note*

let's hear it for the girl! I'd better break the ice here.

*smiles angelically at sis*

Well...nothing better to break the ice then using a watergun filled with warm water.

Here, let me demonstrate, aim the water gun at her clit, and spray. I think she likes it.

And ofcourse, for another $5, you can buy one filled with cold water. I like that one better because her reactions are....cute *weg*

Let me show you
*Aims watergun filled with near freezing water, and sprays water on violet's nipples and clit*

[violet girl{MM}]

i scream as my body writhes against the ropes.

STOP!!!! NOOOO!!!!

[violet girl{MM}]

double post

[gagged_Louise]

Admit you love it, sister!

*feels with finger between the upside down Violet's labia and asks Lion to have the hot gun*

[violet girl{MM}]

*struggles uselessly*

i do? Says who? :eek:

[Lion]

*Gives a hot watergun to Louise*

Come on...give it a squirt. Let's see if you can stimulate her enough to make her cum...ofcourse, I'm betting no, and she's just going to be aroused a lot.

[DowntownAmber]

This thread certainly took a turn, didn't it?? ;)

[violet girl{MM}]

*closes my eyes*

Let me go!!!

*sees the hot water gun, and whimpers*

[Lion]

Wonder how long we can tease violet without allowing her to cum

[Lion]

This thread certainly took a turn, didn't it?? ;)

Yeah...I have a habit of doing that...with a little help

[violet girl{MM}]

Wonder how long we can tease violet without allowing her to cum

Um...Forever? :rolleyes:

No wait!! Wrong answer!!! Ack!! :eek:

[Lion]

Um...Forever? :rolleyes:

No wait!! Wrong answer!!! Ack!! :eek:

Oh really...well, that's good, I have an inspiration for the next fundraising event

[gagged_Louise]

*looks at sis hanging upside down and with her hands bound behind, her crotch gleaming openly*

*holds my arm with slight tension, aiming at her pimpled slit and pulling the trigger*

*watches the hot jet going straight in between her pussy rims, sinking inside*
*sees her start spasming*

[violet girl{MM}]

i cry out as the hot water fills me...

STOP!!!!

[gagged_Louise]

waves another 5$ bill*
Can I have a cold gun too, please, Lion? And I 'd like her gagged.

[Lion]

Sure thing

*Shoves a gag in violet's mouth*
*Hands over a cold water gun to violet after checking that water cold enough*

[violet girl{MM}]

* screams into the gag*

Mmmmmmmmmmmph!!!!!

[cadence]

This thread certainly took a turn, didn't it?? ;)

It certainly did, for a thread that needed to die, it sure has picked up some speed on it's own.
We'll have to wait now until things die down to revive it yet again.

[gagged_Louise]

*Holding the water gun four inches from sis' left nipple, I look down, hearing her growl*.
*Pulls the trigger sharp and the thick jet of frigid water runs out and hits her; I rapidly move the gun to cover her right breast as well*

[violet girl{MM}]

my eyes glaze over as tears coat my cheeks

[gagged_Louise]

*looks on as Violet is squirming, then hands Lion the gun*
-A pleasure, my friend. ;)

[Warbaby1943]

It certainly did, for a thread that needed to die, it sure has picked up some speed on it's own.
We'll have to wait now until things die down to revive it yet again.But doesn't it smell great now?

[violet girl{MM}]

But doesn't it smell great now?

Yes...all it needed was a good hosing down...:hubba: :D :rolleyes:

[gagged_Louise]

(Knee) hose pulled down indeed...
*unties the ropes stringing up sis and brings her down*
-That'll teach you something about playing with cats, sis! *weg*

[Warbaby1943]

Yes...all it needed was a good hosing down...:hubba: :D :rolleyes:
Plus a lovely lady like you to make the place hop. You Jersey girls are the best.

[crazy_grrluk]

hmm smells like roses now LOL

[violet girl{MM}]

Plus a lovely lady like you to make the place hop. You Jersey girls are the best.

WB...SUCH a charmer!

*kisses WB all over*

[Warbaby1943]

WB...SUCH a charmer!

*kisses WB all over*Keep them coming. They are nice.

[cadence]

But doesn't it smell great now?

:)




Why I have no idea what you are talking about a stinky thread.

Fancy meeting you here Warbaby!!

[Warbaby1943]

:)



Fancy meeting you here Warbaby!!
Yeah imagine that. LOL

[StillBehindBlueEyes]

So since this is a smell thread, has anyone else noticed that WarBaby smells like beer?

[DowntownAmber]

The beer smell is fine, it's the stale beer smell that's a little rank...

[crazy_grrluk]

The beer smell is fine, it's the stale beer smell that's a little rank...

lol I used to work in a pub and the smell of the celler of stale beer and larger could get over powering... but not half as much as the stale ciggie smoke smell

[Warbaby1943]

lol I used to work in a pub and the smell of the celler of stale beer and larger could get over powering... but not half as much as the stale ciggie smoke smellImagine crawling on those floors being too drunk to walk. Not saying I have ever done that but I have seen it happen. LOL

[gemmy]

lol Warbaby - no worse i suppose than passing out beside your toilet from drinking too much (as you say.....not that i've done that...lol) and that's a smell no one wants to wake up to *giggles*

[H Dean]

You can drink too much?

[Warbaby1943]

lol Warbaby - no worse i suppose than passing out beside your toilet from drinking too much (as you say.....not that i've done that...lol) and that's a smell no one wants to wake up to *giggles*You're right. And Dean, so are you though at times I have thought so. LOL

[rora]

Well I just read the whole thread for the first time. *laughing* I am off to the shower....*still giggling*

[Warbaby1943]

Good ain't it? LOL

[Widget]

this thread just reminded me of the holy grail of a teen aged bachelor pad icon in the 80's...the scratch and sniff center fold offered by Hustler...truly tasteless. The guys loved tormenting any girls they had over with smelling it and all of us grossed right out. They had to hang it in the living room of course.

I do admit a horrid curiosity about what it really smelled like but of course you could not ask and god forbid you got caught sniffing the poster. i had to wait ten years to be told it smelled of cherries,,,hahahahahhaha

[Phantome]

Shouldn't the thread title now read "too damn funny," not "to damn funny?" Not to be a grammatical stickler or anything......
-Phan, tongue-in-cheek ;)

[Widget]

Shouldn't the thread title now read "too damn funny," not "to damn funny?" Not to be a grammatical stickler or anything......
-Phan, tongue-in-cheek ;)


lol...if the shoe sticks.....hahhahha

[boundbyu]

Sounds like you are trying to justify being smelly :D

You shld try and be nice and respectful or face being collared

for one thing she is right about ladies haveing cycles but we just need to stay on top of it.

[hotbod]

I have to agree. A woman with a stinking pussy is an extreme turnoff and totally unacceptable

[crazy_grrluk]

wow this thread has ressurected again... it always makes me giggle