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Widget
08-04-2006, 04:58 PM
I just have to ask if anyone else has masturbated at work. I have done it on more than one occasion (a few times on the phone with another person).

I was talking about this with someone the other day and I asked them what they thought. They replied that they highly doubted that many people did. I just can’t believe that’s true.

I mean can’t be the only person who has gotten so horny at work that I feel I have a big sign on my forehead that says fuck me NOW or that people must somehow sense I am ready to throw the FedEx guy down as soon as he delivers his package to me…..ahem.

I just know that there must be people that have offices that they close the door to for a little “me” time or have sneaked into the bathroom for a quick rub. And if they were busy teasing some poor bastard at the other end of the phone line about where their fingers were while they are talking to them, well that is no one else’s business.

So come on fess up so I don’t feel like such a freak !!

her_Joe
08-04-2006, 05:03 PM
I find it hard to believe there's anyone anywhere who doesn't masturbate -- that said, a stressful job is a wonderful thing to find a way to release!

hJ

storm
08-04-2006, 05:07 PM
I have never masturbated at work...
Though I've had many great opportunities ..

Kinda feel like I'm missing out now

Tojo
08-04-2006, 05:17 PM
OK Widget- there was a time long ago when a young builder type chappy was driving around his home town from job to job.

That day he went through the city centre on about 3 occasions, & was driven almost mad by the sight of the pretty secretary type girls walking across the roads in short skirts & high heels.

This was compounded by the fact that he'd just flirted with his own secretary who'd been wearing one of her shortest skirts that very morning. Man she was sexy. I don't just mean the way she looked either....

Afraid that he may say something untoward to a lone housewife, he made a short detour to a block of unfinished units nearby. Thankfully no one was at the site. A quick search of said units revealed a discarded magazine filled with pics of bikini clad beauties, but alas no secretaries.

With shaking hands he wasted no time heading to the rearmost unit, & found a secluded corner.

A short time later, he emerged with a smile, the shaky hands now steady & a little sticky.

No housewives were ravished that day.:rolleyes:

Tojo

Widget
08-04-2006, 05:24 PM
OK Widget- there was a time long ago when a young builder type chappy was driving around his home town from job to job.

Hmmm young cheery builder type eh.....I wonder who you could be talking about...

hahaha very good. I knew those builders had to be up to something when they dissapear for a bit.

quietkarin
08-04-2006, 06:23 PM
Yep, guilty...

When I was 33 I hit a hormonal peak. You know what they say about men hitting their peak at 16 and women in their 30's? Totally true... The weeks I ovulated, I felt about as desperate as a 16 y/o boy! I was single and not involved with anyone at the time. During one of those particular weeks I got desperate enough to duck into the restroom to get a little relief. However, I just wasn't relaxed enough for it to really help. I'm definitely not the exhibitionist type. ;) It proved to be much more satisfying to run home at lunch where I didn't have to worry about the comings and goings of other people.

vistana
08-04-2006, 06:29 PM
I had a job for a while in which I drove around and tested water samples in various secluded locations around the county.
And I had to let the taps run for several minutes to flush the pipes before I could take the sample.
What's a girl to do? So not only have I masturbated at work I have done so without actually taking up any company time!
...i wasted that in other ways

Ruby
08-04-2006, 08:54 PM
I was talking about this with someone the other day and I asked them what they thought. They replied that they highly doubted that many people did. I just can’t believe that’s true.

Me, either. I think there are more people
out there who have done the deed than will admit it.

What if we include mental masterbation?

If we count the "home office" as a prime and pleasurable place, I'm sure more people might remember that they have induldged "at work", just perhaps not on company time. Now can we get them to admit it? Hmmm ;)

Timberwolf
08-04-2006, 08:56 PM
"What if we include mental masterbation?"

In that case we're all doing it far far too much and are going to go blind very soon.

poetic_justice
08-04-2006, 09:29 PM
Yes *blushes*

Up until the beginning of this year I did secreterial work, and on numerous occasions let my hands ... ahem ... wander to below the desk and up my skirt. Fortunately for me, I am very subtle. I have also been known to duck away to the bathroom and give myself a thorough lunch hour. *blushes furiously*

Ruby
08-05-2006, 12:57 AM
Timberwolf posted:
In that case we're all doing it far far too much and are going to go blind very soon.

Sorry, Timberwolf, I'm having trouble reading your post. It seems a bit small and blurry. Maybe my screen is going dark... Oh, yes! There are my glasses. ;)

nudist
08-05-2006, 01:48 AM
Masturbation was an every night activity in group with 17-18 year olds at a nudist summercamp. It is the most common human sexual activity.

Qmoq
08-05-2006, 02:50 AM
Smiling at everyone's answers. I often get erections at work, usually when thinking of this forum or just daydreaming generally... but have I consciously thought "I know, I'll knock one off the wrist in the bathroom..."? Nope. I just have to think of something unsexy - usually an excel spreadsheet - and get on with the day.

Q xx

Asia
08-05-2006, 03:27 AM
I just have to think of something unsexy - usually an excel spreadsheet - and get on with the day.

Q xx


Trouble is when you stop thinking of spread sheets and start thinking of spread legs instead, I can't help it. Not embarassed at all, just very exciting when I'm on the phone to some professional and all I'm thinking about is sexe, langues, lechant, sucant - l'amour! *happy place*
Asia
xxx

bluebutterfly
08-05-2006, 04:38 AM
Oh I must admit, yes I have masturbated at work. Nothing like going back to my desk a little light headed, but feeling a whole lot better afterwords! lol

Asia
08-05-2006, 05:19 AM
~ waves at butterfly ~

Okay, I'm working from home now and that's not stopping me either *fingers wandering*

animanota
08-05-2006, 05:23 AM
Yes, I have masterbated at work. I mean I had an itch and I scratched it and got back to work. Simple as that. Mine was usually post lunch.

ChurchofVirus
08-05-2006, 05:39 AM
I've done it, there have been a few times in the past where I got a regular phone call from my now ex, and I was just in the right mood that her voice pushed me over the edge, so I snuck of the the restroom and handled buisiness.

Tojo
08-05-2006, 05:42 AM
Slightly off topic- as I mentioned I worked with a very sexy secretary in one job. She had a desk against a window & was in a state when I got back one day.

Turns out she'd never realised her legs & intimate areas were on display under the desk- to all & sundry on the busy street outside.

One of the salesmen got an eyefull of panty covered crotch as he drove past & rang her....



Tojo

maddie
08-05-2006, 06:19 AM
Ah, the perks of working from home. :)

Asia
08-05-2006, 06:26 AM
~waves to maddie, pre-hoc Queen of the World~

It's a wee bit easier than sighing deeply on the phone at work to a serious question and just saying 'ah-ha, yeah' *laughs*

Silke
08-05-2006, 11:08 AM
Lol, I've done a fair bit of masturbating at work since I've joined the academy. Actually, on my last task there I had a full month of masturbating every two hours and a few locations at work hold very fond memories now. *grins* The 'downside' of this is that I'm horny as hell when I'm confronted with those cues now and I'm on no-touching-orders from my Master, grrrrr...so, no more careless fun at work for me unless I get permission. *sighs* Torture or bliss or a bit of both? ;)

Timberwolf
08-05-2006, 11:13 AM
"Actually, on my last task there I had a full month of masturbating every two hours "

Now that's some task.

Silke
08-05-2006, 12:33 PM
Now that's some task.

Lol, yeah it was. And this portion of it was just a small part of the fun. *grins*

Timberwolf
08-05-2006, 12:39 PM
Lol, yeah it was. And this portion of it was just a small part of the fun. *grins*

Now, you just *know* I'm going to have to ask for more details when you say something like that.

Silke
08-05-2006, 01:03 PM
*giggles* it's online for everyone to read. It involved a taskmaster, me and my sister, a lot of punishment and sooooo much fun. ;) Check out the academy if you want to find out more - the task prints out to 150 pages, lol...I'm NOT writing those again, lol.

Ozme52
08-05-2006, 11:19 PM
Yep. Usually in the restroom.

Once in a while, if I was the last one in the office, even the custodians had left... I just did it at my desk.

Widget
08-06-2006, 09:08 AM
Ahhh offices are a wonderful thing.

heheh I won't talk about the time I took my web cam in to tease someone about whether or not I was really wearing panties under my skirt at work... heh

Evan_
08-06-2006, 09:26 AM
I'm on a no-touch rule right now... not easy.

When I was topping Kate, the key word was "go." She had standing instructions to go to the ladies' room, insert her remote control vibe, and return to her desk. I would instant message comments to her, usually sexy stories of us, and tell her "on" and "off" (indicating when to turn the vibe on and off) while she sat at her desk. She works in a cubicle, so no door to close, and was walked in on more than once. Close, but not while vibe was on. She masterbated almost daily in this way for almost 5 months, and less frequently before that, with no toy.

ahhhh good times! =)

orchid
08-06-2006, 03:02 PM
i have
sometimes at my desk while on the phone with Master
sometimes in the bathroom at His command
i am not permitted to orgasm without permission though sometimes, after my lunchtime work out in the little gym upstairs, that shower just feels sooooo good...

i agree with the post that said its so good to get back to work a little lightheaded and for me, yes, the stress of the day totally goes away! Bonus!

KermitsKeeper
08-06-2006, 06:22 PM
Now that *I* am the top, Evan has had a little bit of fun at work, too. Since his punishment for misbehaving is nearly up, I'm thinking there will be more fun in store for him! :)

Evan_
08-06-2006, 08:32 PM
uh oh.

Zeichick
08-06-2006, 08:39 PM
I have started wearing toys in my pussy so I can grind on them at my desk. I especially like the dildos meant for strap-ons as they have a lip I can rub my clit on. Meetings have never been better!

Timberwolf
08-06-2006, 09:41 PM
Now that *I* am the top, Evan has had a little bit of fun at work, too. Since his punishment for misbehaving is nearly up, I'm thinking there will be more fun in store for him! :)


You two really do seem to be enjoying yourselves. Can't wait to hear all about whatever you all choose to share down the road. :bondage:

ElectricBadger
08-07-2006, 11:36 AM
Play at work is a must.

My best memories are from working security. I was head of a two man crew in highrise in downtown Seattle on the weekend grave shift; there is absolutely nothing to do, by the by, on the weekend grave shift downtown. My co-worker and I once got into a conversation about the best places in the building to have sex, and then began to invite our significant others down for breaks. I also enjoyed a fair amount of solo fun on pauses during patrols.

For those who are curious, good places include: the huge (30') table in the main conference room of a major corporation (yes, you'd recognize at least one name on the board). The outdoor garden on the 7th floor; keep in mind this building is surrounded by other highrises, all of which have at least a dozen floors that look down into the garden. The grates above the parking garage, early at night when people are still coming and going. The elevator (as a bonus, I handcuffed my wife inside naked and left her; although I spoiled the real risk by accessing the elevator control bank and putting that one on "maintenance" status). A mock dental office (one company in the building wrote software for medical applications, and had a large mock-up to show several uses and their connections). And a few other acts that would probably fall under "creepy/perverse" for anyone not bored and horny in a huge empty building.

Timberwolf
08-07-2006, 11:40 AM
"The elevator (as a bonus, I handcuffed my wife inside naked and left her; although I spoiled the real risk by accessing the elevator control bank and putting that one on "maintenance" status). "

Ah, but as long as she doesn't necessarily know that... all the better. Low risk, high reward, works for me.

Warbaby1943
08-07-2006, 05:45 PM
Masturbate at work?



Never at work, my secretary was always too near but then too I didn't have this forum to guide me and show me the light.

Mental masturbation was never a thought, fucking someone was but my hand never turned me on at work. Rosy Palm just wasn't that attractive. Besides at home I was already taking a chance on going blind for I have worn glasses for many years.

Phantome
08-07-2006, 09:53 PM
I used to work night security on my campus- my job was to walk around and lock all of the buildings. After locking the buildings (which only took about 2 hours), I was just supposed to hang out somewhere for hours and hours on end, just staying on call. Third shift, key to every room on campus, locked buildings, no custodial people interfering, working by myself....

The majority of the walking and hustling was during the first half of the shift. I would always wear a vibrating butt plug and/or large Duo-Tone balls to get me all revved up. I would start the butt-plug vibrating at the beginning of the shift, and the "rule" was that I couldn't touch it until the second half of the shift. If I wore the Duo-Tones, I would walk with extra bounce to keep the ball bearings moving around. This was all even more erotic if I was called in the middle of a shift to unlock a building or door for an employee, particularly if I happened to have an orgasm while unlocking the door.

When I got to my favorite secluded bathroom after the shift was halfway through, I would masturbate furiously for awhile, or have my very obliging fiance show up and we would make loud, crazy love, have some excellent bondage sessions, and some lovely punishment to go along with our "rule-breaking." :crop:

Another neat part of campus was that there are many, many secluded, dark spots where I could fantasize about being forcibly "taken" or held prisoner, where it would be awhile before someone came along that could hear. I was always safe, but it was still fun to fantasize about it. Some outdoor spots were even secluded enough that I could masturbate or make love outside, see people walking by, and still be hidden from view. Very hot! :evil: I still get rabidly horny whenever I go to these "special" areas!
-Phantome

Timberwolf
08-07-2006, 10:04 PM
I used to work night security on my campus- my job was to walk around and lock all of the buildings. After locking the buildings (which only took about 2 hours), I was just supposed to hang out somewhere for hours and hours on end, just staying on call. Third shift, key to every room on campus, locked buildings, no custodial people interfering, working by myself....

The majority of the walking and hustling was during the first half of the shift. I would always wear a vibrating butt plug and/or large Duo-Tone balls to get me all revved up. I would start the butt-plug vibrating at the beginning of the shift, and the "rule" was that I couldn't touch it until the second half of the shift. If I wore the Duo-Tones, I would walk with extra bounce to keep the ball bearings moving around. This was all even more erotic if I was called in the middle of a shift to unlock a building or door for an employee, particularly if I happened to have an orgasm while unlocking the door.

When I got to my favorite secluded bathroom after the shift was halfway through, I would masturbate furiously for awhile, or have my very obliging fiance show up and we would make loud, crazy love, have some excellent bondage sessions, and some lovely punishment to go along with our "rule-breaking." :crop:

Another neat part of campus was that there are many, many secluded, dark spots where I could fantasize about being forcibly "taken" or held prisoner, where it would be awhile before someone came along that could hear. I was always safe, but it was still fun to fantasize about it. Some outdoor spots were even secluded enough that I could masturbate or make love outside, see people walking by, and still be hidden from view. Very hot! :evil: I still get rabidly horny whenever I go to these "special" areas!
-Phantome


Now THAT, right there, is someone making the absolute best out of their job.

Phantome
08-07-2006, 10:09 PM
Oh yeah- I loved it, but in all honesty, what a waste of a job! There were 7 of us working different areas in a night, and I don't think any of us ever put in an actual full night of work! One of us could have covered the whole territory in one evening, saving the employers a ton of $$. But hey- I'm not complaining! :)

cookiecat
08-08-2006, 12:10 AM
Once out of the blue, my ex called to say hi. I manage a retail store - several employees and customers were in the store at the time he called.

This was so out of the ordinary for him - he started talking dirty - calling me slut....ordering me to touch myself. He told me to stay right at the cash register - keep listening to him. I recall a customer came up to check out....I just kept listening to him while I rang her up! I came in within several seconds. I think it was the quietest orgasm i ever had. Unfortunately, this was the only time we did this...now wonder why that was???

Excellent thread - everyone has such interesting ways to pass the time at work...am adding them to my "to do" list in day planner....

slave327-834-200
08-13-2006, 01:21 AM
I found myself going through a phase of doing it almost daily, the boredom of working alone was too much sometimes and i am sure the sweet smell of my musk would still be in the air when i was later serving customers!(What a wicked grin i wore on those occassions!)
Now i must only play at the command or approval of my Master, this caused a few issues initially but i have learnt that controlled orgasms are much better than i first imagined, much, much better! A spell off cum overdose did the trick to teach me to be more submissive, with it all escalating with a cam session under my counter for my Master one lunchtime! Sweet memories!

slave327-834-200

Lillypad
08-22-2006, 06:44 AM
I work at home basicly. So I have a free-run to do what ever I want.

MrWonderful
08-22-2006, 06:58 AM
As a much younger man, I do seem to recall sneaking into the bathroom a couple times to relieve myself sexually. I am the sort of person who would get off on the idea of being paid to masturbate.

Gr1m'sGirl
08-23-2006, 07:02 PM
I don't have a job, but used to at school. :]

Masters_desire
08-24-2006, 05:46 AM
My Master regulary emails me at work with instructions to masturbate in the toilets at work, I work in an office. Sometimes he lets me cum but mostly I have to just make myself wet. He also instructs that i take a pic on my phone and send it to him. The other day though I got so horny thinking about the coming weekend and what we had planned I had to go and relieve myself. I like doing it, especially when other women come into the bathroom and I hear them peeing. It feels naughty lol

frankee
08-24-2006, 03:47 PM
i work from home, so technically..yes i do masterbate at work. lol!

stancamden
08-28-2006, 04:38 AM
i love to wank at work..

i rub my little cock surreptitiously throgh my trousers and panties, When it is really nice and hard i wriggle it so that it is upright against my fly and rub jjust underneath the cock head.

Fortunately my desk faces the wall and I have filing cabinets at the side, so somethimes i can undo the fly and masturbate myself through the material of my panties.

If the office is empty i have some pictures of ladies in traditional full cut cotton panties and suspenders or cuckolds, wives and their lovers, which grreatly assist the wanking process.

i always feel a bit guilty while i wank at work and am always concerned about someone walking in on me unexpectedly, but i love cumming in my panties and the lovely wet feeling as my softened willy slithers around in its own mess.

Misato36
08-28-2006, 04:51 PM
I have never masturbated at work. I just don't have the time but if I did I would happily masturbate. It is a great way to relieve stress and it makes you feel so good. Cheers to you for having the time and ability to do so.

~hellish one~
08-28-2006, 05:42 PM
i work from home, so technically..yes i do masterbate at work. lol!

i was just about to say the same thing! lol! yay for working at home!!

vietvet
09-15-2006, 06:56 AM
Widget, I have occasionally masturbated at work usually in a stall in the mens room. Sounds boring but when someone is in the stall next to you it becomes thrilling to "complete the task" without him knowing what is going on.

Eponine
06-29-2007, 05:04 PM
Great thread, Widget!
I don't believe I have masturbated at work- though there were a few times I went to the bathroom to try because the need was so great.. however like one of the posters here (sorry! i forget whom!), I couldn't relax enough or get into a good position to do it.

BUT...

I have masturbated driving to and from work many times! I would carry my vibrator in my pocketbook with me! (And I would have used it at work if I hadn't feared it would have been overheard.)

Dick Tickles
07-05-2007, 11:13 PM
I'm guilty here as well, i've been playing on-line msn with a co-worker, i've stroked my cock under my pants while teasing her as well and knowing she is into it as well. Driving, in the pool, in the bathroom....etc

thelastsub
07-05-2007, 11:31 PM
I always fantasized about masturbating at work while I worked self storage...

I mean, all these empty rooms with doors that locked from the outside; I kept asking Liam to come play and he was always more interested in playing elsewhere. But can you imagine? Coming in late at night (24 hour access) when no one's around, setting up an empty room (or hell, renting a room for a month, whatever), closing the door to play a bit, and then leaving me naked, tied, and potentially writhing from the caresses of a strategically placed vibrator in the room with a padlock on the outside? He could go wherever and leave me locked inside...

God, that gets me going still, years after I worked at that place...

Widget
07-05-2007, 11:40 PM
ohhhh

FlameDesire
07-06-2007, 12:37 AM
Mm, yup. That's definitely what I do after a few hours of "hard" work. I own the place I work at so I get into my office or private bathroom and jill off for a while. My workers don't miss me since they know what I'm doing in there...close friends

It gives you back energy after long hours or relieves stress after an annoying customer leaves.

Selash
07-06-2007, 02:46 PM
Ahhhh Jerkin the gerkin while workin.... LOVE IT!... Being a Manager in a Fast Food resturant you get STRESS and lots of, at least in my town, college girls walking around all sexy like, and Fae has caused me to go to work... walking the fishing pole in my trouser... a couple times. There is nothing better then going into the mens bathroom and "polishing the chrome until I smile", But rest assured I washed my hands very well and used an antibactierial hand scrub after... Getting customers sick is no fun.

moptop
07-07-2007, 03:12 AM
The only times I have done it is under instruction. Which is very, very hot indeed.

KateHeld
10-16-2007, 01:12 PM
Ahhh offices are a wonderful thing.

heheh I won't talk about the time I took my web cam in to tease someone about whether or not I was really wearing panties under my skirt at work... heh

Very interesting topic *g* Hmmm... I never masturbated at work. Though I do fantasize about certain things regarding the office environment during working hours.

Widget, even the thought of the web cam thing makes me feel all tingly... *g*

MitchC
10-16-2007, 01:35 PM
My best friend has admitted to me that he mastubated at work during the days when he worked in his old company in Connecticut. He had a lot of hot female co workers, whom I met. He said he used to do so in the men's room stall. Since moving to his job in the post office, he said he hasnt done so.
As for myself: I've always worked either at home, or in places where I went to meetings in rooms with large groups of people, so there really hasnt been the opportunity to do so. If I ever did get a corporate job, I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable doing so, and I'm about the most open minded person around. It just would seem.. weird.

Mitch

newby
10-16-2007, 01:56 PM
Of course i have (do). my Man will have me use toys & wiggle & grind on my chair while He talks to me on the phone. When i have customers, i just keep on buzzing while i wait on them & they are never the wiser.

annie
10-16-2007, 02:20 PM
My best friend has admitted to me that he mastubated at work during the days when he worked in his old company in Connecticut. He had a lot of hot female co workers, whom I met. He said he used to do so in the men's room stall. Since moving to his job in the post office, he said he hasnt done so.
As for myself: I've always worked either at home, or in places where I went to meetings in rooms with large groups of people, so there really hasnt been the opportunity to do so. If I ever did get a corporate job, I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable doing so, and I'm about the most open minded person around. It just would seem.. weird.

Mitch

Hmmmmm think i disagree a bit on the weird... the masturbation isn't "weird" what is "weird" is hearing one co worker say to another "what is that sticky spot on the table/chair/copier/etc. from?" THAT is weird! :D

Isabelle90
10-16-2007, 03:06 PM
Does wiggling on your chair (fully clothed) count? If so, too many times to count!

Widget
10-17-2007, 01:19 AM
damn right it does, so does random thigh rubbing hheheh....and lets not even discuss what rubbing your pussy until your fingers are nice and wet so you can give someone a taste of them at break time...nope no talk of that at all...

gagged_Louise
10-17-2007, 01:58 AM
I recall hearing about a public library around here that had trouble with men using their internet computers, looking up free porn sites and then openly masturbating as they sat there. Must have taken a high degree of either exhibitionism or devil-may-care temper. Or both... :D

By the way, I've sometimes logged onto the Library from public library pc's. Only to read and post though, and not making a fuss about it...

Logic1
10-17-2007, 03:14 AM
I thought most library computers had stopped access to sites like this

VixeyandPhoenix
01-10-2008, 04:40 PM
I must admit that I have done it, too. I was already very aroused and I couldn't stand the thought of waiting those few more hours until I got home to my Master. So I went into the bathroom and got myself off.... it was quick but good!
And when I used to live 7 minutes away from work, I would run home on my half hour lunch break to get fucked or suck my Master's cock, and then have to race back to work smelling like cum.
-Vixey

TheVariableX
01-15-2008, 10:50 AM
Not at work. Too busy, too many people and too little privacy. I did more than once at university though.

Euryleia
01-15-2008, 11:28 AM
Once at work, late at night, when I was mostly alone in the building and frustrated b/c I couldn't leave until my work was done. Afterwards, with a clearer mind, I returned to my tasks and got them done in record time.

Now, I work from home and it is a short walk from my 'office' to my bedroom. Why not be comfortable, now that I can?

Wordsmith
01-17-2008, 09:40 AM
I worked at a pool for 9 year (indoor facility so it was year round) but I've got 3 words for ya...hot tub jets :cool:

thrall
01-17-2008, 10:37 AM
I worked at a pool for 9 year (indoor facility so it was year round) but I've got 3 words for ya...hot tub jets :cool:

LMAO............girl after my own heart!!!!!

Besides there is no reason for not being wet......and you can blame it all on rhythmic breathing..........LOL

thrall
01-17-2008, 11:24 AM
Works better than coffee

well........depends on what "jitters" we are talking about........lol

Nipz
01-30-2008, 03:27 PM
Yes i have.... Bathroom... never try in my office, people just walking too much. Even if the door is closed.

J-Go
01-31-2008, 07:14 PM
Widget...I never masturbated at work until I saw your avatar! …I’ll be back in a few minutes.

J-Go
01-31-2008, 07:18 PM
As we all know there are two types of people in this world...those who masturbate at work and those who lie about masturbating at work.
A short sexy conversation on the phone midday with my subie will send me bee-lining for the restroom phone in hand.

Mr.J
02-03-2008, 07:41 PM
never done it at work but have called and told subs to Masturbate at work

crazy_grrluk
02-04-2008, 01:01 AM
I have never done it at work LOL...too busy doing other things to even think about sex

rabbit111
02-16-2008, 07:32 AM
I've never masturbated at work, but always fantasised about it. It's weird, but I have days at work when I'm hot all day but am too self-conscious to do anything about it until I get home. I love the ides in this thread, especially the one about using a vibrator in the car on the way to work. Maybe tomorrow!

prettytiedup
02-25-2008, 07:24 PM
I'm actually am having an affair with the VP of my company so neither of us have to because we just meet in his office. Though, if it's a busy day for him, he will call my extension and we both do. So the answer is yes at work too. We also use paddles and whips at work. Lots of fun there.

Thrasher
05-05-2008, 03:43 AM
ok, yeah...but not in recent years.

icey
05-05-2008, 03:51 AM
thats how i met my ex ..in the walk in fridge of all places lol ...not that i wanted to 'get caught' of course *g*

Ownedfyre (mm1)
05-05-2008, 04:15 AM
Yes, I have...more times than I can count. Exchanging sexy emails with someone and then letting them know what you just did as a result of them is very arousing!

TomOfSweden
05-05-2008, 05:03 AM
No masturbation, but I've had sex at work. Nothing beats nipping out for a quick break and a quicky.

Fancy schmancy office buildings have very clean and tasteful toilets.

denuseri
05-05-2008, 10:29 AM
only when my owner calls and tells me too,,,honest

gemmy
05-06-2008, 08:38 AM
lol and here I thought I was the only one who did the ~wiggle wiggle~ in her office at work ;)

orangeblossoms
05-06-2008, 03:38 PM
I definitely partake in this too, usually involving a naughty picture message, but its still quite embarrasing, but anything is a welcome distraction at the office...the worse is being made to masturbate after having little vibrating smart balls in all day. Tis life... :)

thrall
05-06-2008, 03:40 PM
*wink*.........LMAO....got to love the smart balls!!!

H Dean
05-06-2008, 04:01 PM
Smart balls do create a lot of fun.

ObjectivistActivist
05-08-2008, 11:15 AM
Before my pet moved in, when she was working full time at a call center, sometimes I'd have her wear something like smart balls at work. It was quite fun when, knowing she was on a call, I'd IM her and give the keyword.

That being said, I've masturbated at work before as well. I think you'd be hard pressed to come up with 5 out of 20 people who haven't.

Dick Tickles
06-06-2008, 03:17 AM
Again i am guilty of such a pleasurable experience. Lately i have found myself working in different peoples houses doing reno's and such. I get a phone call and the other person is masturbating and i talk it through with her and find myself soo horny after that i go to the bathroom and blast one off thinking about her.

Camp
06-06-2008, 03:28 AM
I have done it on more than one occasion
You got some balls doing it at work hunny. I just can't think of how embarrassed I'd be if I were caught... I value my work too much to get fired.

ShaynaTiedDown
06-06-2008, 04:32 AM
I must admit i have never masterbated at work, now i have gone home on lunch and done so, but never at work..