I just have to ask if anyone else has masturbated at work. I have done it on more than one occasion (a few times on the phone with another person).

I was talking about this with someone the other day and I asked them what they thought. They replied that they highly doubted that many people did. I just can’t believe that’s true.

I mean can’t be the only person who has gotten so horny at work that I feel I have a big sign on my forehead that says fuck me NOW or that people must somehow sense I am ready to throw the FedEx guy down as soon as he delivers his package to me…..ahem.

I just know that there must be people that have offices that they close the door to for a little “me” time or have sneaked into the bathroom for a quick rub. And if they were busy teasing some poor bastard at the other end of the phone line about where their fingers were while they are talking to them, well that is no one else’s business.

So come on fess up so I don’t feel like such a freak !!