Conversation Between Graburhair and jules

OMG - disaster strikes. just when the time warp seems to have been fixed and the alien spaceship defeated by Wil Smith, Sir Rawr is whisked off again with unseemly haste and no preparation at all leaving lonely Domme/notquiteaswitchyet sat on her bloody ass again.

Squirts strawberry sauce and whipped cream all over my boobs, before pressing them against the wall.

LOL

Now what is High Maintenance - wonder if it's making you read lots of stuff on your wall? No? I'll keep guessing - I am stalking you via your wall though LOL
*spraying graffiti in bright red letter saying "The lions sleeps tonight"

Not been in any trouble today (well not much anyway) and if I was it must have been the evil Easter pixies fault. LOL

Had lots of chats though .... starting to get bored now though so that's not a good sign. I must need distracting *gets out rope*
Can I tie you up Sir?

LMAO

By the way, a word from your friendly stalker - I'm really not a very dedicated stalker, as soon as I go back to work (and don't lie in bed all day dying of a cold) I will be a lot less bored and most unlikely to make the effort to stalk you as much, if at all.

hugs and kisses and cuddles

xxxx

making the most of my opportunity while you are still asleep I grab my morning mug of tea and sit myself on your page for a deep meaningful think about the deep meaningful things you said last night .... no wait .... that wasn't you! LOL
And there is no way I can think right now so instead I grab my chocolate sauce and squirt it on the page, before taking a few licks and pressing my lips into it to leave chocolate kisses alllllll over it.. LMAO

Good morning *smiling innocently, wondering how quite so much sauce escaped (pun intended) *

then wanders off to see who else has a wall in need of chocolate sauce humming "in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, wimaway a waimaway......."

xxooxx

as you disappeared again I didn't want to waste my ramblings waiting in vain so now you will have to read them.... its compulsory if they are on your wall!! LOL

has the space ship come again???
*sighs*
in the jungle the mighty jungle ....
have you see your latest message?
why am i asking - hes on planet battery
*taps my feet on the floor*
grabs the medecine (how was it again) bottle and takes a swig
looks at my bed trying to decide if its worth staying online ... but decides to stay a bit longer
it will take him an hour to read this drivel - teach him to leave again... lol
Thinking Must learn patience, must learn patience, must learn patience the fingers got tired of typing it
wondering if W might be a better bet after all ....
off to perv his profile
then cant remember how to find a damn profile without an avatar to click on
*sighs*
and now he'll think I'm nuts anyway
yeah - and he leaves her so long she has time to work out how to find a profile and even get to the letter "W" .....
Left a wicked post on W's wall before discovering he already has a perfect sub. damn damn and double damn. I got no chance then 'cos I am definitely not good sub material
but then at least W gives warning when he's going away to planet battery again....
oh dear back to Domming again. thought this subby thing was a bad idea.
wonder how long it will take him to read this... maybe I should copy it and post it on his wall - yes I will.

LMAO xxxxx ooooo xxxxxx

Happy reading, Sir

Unfortunately although the time warp issue has now been resolved the area has become plagued with isolated pockets of "Bermuda Triangle" syndrome. Doms seen in the area and often in use as pillows and comforters are suddenly and violently removed only to return at random intervals and occasionally not at all. As yet no solution has been found to this problem.


ha ha ha

There is a recently discovered scientific fact that some parts of the US have a time warp - Colerado is well known for it. Sometimes a simple hour or so, turns into 3 hours - or maybe even 4. The scientific institutions have been working real hard on this problem and this evening, after evesdropping on a madhouse called The Library, discovered an amazing solution. After high-tech wizardry ws discounted a lowly Domme/bitofaswitch made an amazing discovery. All that was needed was a piece of strong rope tied around a Dom affected by the time warp and it simply went away. Domme/bit of a switch is now in line for the nobel peace award for keeping calm amongst Domme/bitofaswitch and their Doms.

ROFL LMAO OMG my sides hurt xxxxx

I have changed profile and the bit about me. LMAO

Rawr!

*Visits your page humming* We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz, la la la la la" gets some rope and ties around your profile practicing my bondage skills......Very bored today, lol

Yes, bring your lollypop in Sir Rawr, oh wait not sure that's what she meant. LMAO
Have updated my profile now *giggle*