Conversation Between craveshumiliation and yub

Dear Princess, i have found chickpeas in a shop, quite unexpected. I know now their Hungarian name: csicseri borsó (pronounce: chicheri borshow). No doubt it is the same, i checked it on the internet, the Latin name being Cicer arietinum to both. I bought half a kilogram (about one pound) and knelt on it with bare knees. It is painful, Princess! It is hard in raw state, it wasn't roasted. And it hurts nearly so much as rice. Or only my knees are that sensitive?

Do You kneel on rice, Princess?

Is it soft, sweetie? Common peas or beans are painful, i tried those

Oh, i have never knelt on such a thing. I had to check Wikipedia to see what it is. I think it is painful but not so much as sharp gravel.

What is the girl kneeling on, in your opinion, Princess? I think it is peanuts. But it may be gravel. What do You think, please? (Gravel is very painful, and in long terms, i think, damaging.)

How sweet You are, Princess

I need strict education, You see, Princess. Whipping every day, kneeling on rice, tight cage.

I can't, dear. A crazy chick like me...

Oh... your name has changed... and how beautiful it is... But you remain Princess for me, don't You, dear? I tried to behave, but i wasn't successful in Yahoo!, my account was closed