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I used to say that writing for me was like “bleeding on the page” - until I found out that was the proposed title for an anthology of women writing about menstruation. Since I can’t pass the physical for that club, I seek entry to this sub forum in hopes that I might find a way to make a necessary part of my professional life more enjoyable. As a firm believer in the concept of Innate Depravity, what could be more natural than to gain pleasure from writing about perversity in all its glory?
VoodooMan,
i will send the appropriate emails to get you access to level I and get your first assignment posted.
Don't worry, no one bites very hard until you get to level IV.
rose
Level I Instructor/Mentor
Please rose,Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragon's muse
Try not to say mean stuff about Mr Dean. I know he's scary at times but I have to put up with him.
Mad Lews
Ok, didn't get that memo. I think I'm gonna have to apologize to a few people. :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Dragon's muse
~strokes Lews on the head and smiles at Mad~ Who bites harder? Mr. Mad or Mr. Dean? When I get to Level Four, I guess I'll finally find out, hmm?
Welcome to the insanity, Voodoo Man. I'm thinking you'll fit right in. ;)
tessa :wave:
rose, thanks for the welcome, and the information about biting hard.
tessa ... fit right in, eh?
OK squeeze right in;Quote:
Originally Posted by VoodooMan
be gentle, she's still learning.
Mad
My very dear Mad and/or Lews,Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad Lews
What on earth made you think i was only referring to Mr. Dean?
*Scrambling to hide behind a large tree*
rose
i will have you first assignment posted either tomorrow or Monday. Saturdays are a bit hairy here. Floggers, crops, clamps, ropes -- yanno all that kind of really cool stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by VoodooMan
Looking forward to reading you.
rose
Reading between the lines, Voodoo?? :p Goodness, you men and those sex-saturated minds of yours! Not that I'm complaining. Makes for some wicked stories to read. Can't wait to see what you come up with.Quote:
Originally Posted by VoodooMan
~soft kiss on the cheek for Mr. Mad~ You are a sweetie. But I won't tell, promise. Your reputation as a fierce beast might be tarnished. Can't have that, now can we??Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad Lews
And it seems as if rose is going to have an excellent Saturday. Woohoo! :)
tessa :wave:
Exactly that Lews - the best fit is one that's a bit of a squeeze. But no worries, I'm always gentle, just a harmless old sociopath.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad Lews
No hurry rose, or do I call you teacher? *chuckling since it has been 21 years since I was last the student* Enjoy all that really cool stuff to the fullest so you'll have plenty to write about next week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragon's muse
warm regards,
Voodoo
With all due respect tessa, as Mae West said, "Goodness had nothing to do with it". I think you'll agree that the best stories are always drenched in wicked inspiration.Quote:
Originally Posted by tessa
Voodoo
Quote:
Originally Posted by VoodooMan
rose is quite adequate. The only other title i really aspire to is "Your Majesty" and to actually get that one i'd have to get William or Harry to knock me up and it would still be quite a wait AND i would have to call that Camilla chick "Mum".
Anydamnedway, rose will do.
rose
rose?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragon's muse
your most gracious and benevolent majestic rose?
Beloved grammatical tyrant of the masses !
rose dear?
(yup I've nearly got another chapter ready for proofing, not that flattery would sway you luv)
your 'umble servant
Mad
I have a feeling that Mae West would have also said that respect had nothing to do with it either. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by VoodooMan
"Wicked inspiration"...yep, nothing like it to produce a good gusher of a story.
Pardon me as I must go now and fantasize about Prince William. Thanks rose. :)
tessa :wave:
My dearest Mad One,Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad Lews
Flattery sways the simple subby rose.
The Grammar Nazi Uber-rose remains iron in the face of such shameless flattery.
i am eagerly anticipating the next chapter.
rose
Tessa,Quote:
Originally Posted by tessa
He is some major league eye-candy isn't he. Can't you just picture him with a crop in his hand? Or dragging the thorny stem of a rose over my. . . .er . . . . um your creamy cleavage.
Sorry, lost my head for a minute.
:rose:
We are talking about Prince William, aka His Royal Delicious One. That you only lost your head for a minute is an extraordinary feat in self-discipline.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragon's muse
I have no such self-control. Which is why I'm going to go Google HRDO's images and drool all over them.
I'm still giggling about your comment about calling Camilla "Mum". :)
tessa :wave:
Tessa,Quote:
Originally Posted by tessa
Oh yes, His Royal Hunkiness. Would it be considered treasonous to drizzle chocolate syrup over a future monarch and lick it off slowly? But again i digress. i normally go for guys older than me, but in his case i would surely make an exception.
rose
tessa and rose...
I appreciate any chance to get a glimpse inside the female mind, even when you know you are being watched. That place will forever be a source of wonder to me...among other things. *grin*
It would most certainly NOT be considered treasonous to drizzle HRH in such a manner...as long as I can watch. Otherwise, I'm reporting you for drizzle and fun on a Royal person's royal self. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Dragon's muse
And it seems as if Voodoo likes to watch too. Not that I think he'd be so interested in watching Wills getting drizzled. Nah, he probably prefers something much more...female in nature? Maybe. I'm just guessing. :)
Quote:
Originally Posted by tessa
i am shocked! and appalled! You mean there are men out there who get off on watching girl on girl action? My world is shattered. To quote Chandler from "Friends" -- "Can open. Worms everywhere."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragon's muse
rose, under the circumstances I hate to be the one to break the news to you, but rumor has it that there are even GIRLS that get off on watching girl on girl action... what is this world coming to?
~laughs and laughs~ I love "Friends" and Chandler is my favorite! (Phoebe runs a close second). Too cute!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragon's muse
I know. Those men. A crying shame that they appreciate such stuff, isn't it? I mean, girl on girl- female forms writhing over each other, touching those wonderfully sensitive places, knowing just what to do and how good it all feels...
Erm, well that's what I've heard anyway. Now where was I? Oh yeah, absolute debauchery and men can't seem to get enough of it. Greedy things.
you know rose, my dear and trusted teacher, if I were the sensitive type I'd think that isabeau6 was already your pet, I'd move my stuff all the way to the very back of the class and start doodling on a blank sheet of paper.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragon's muse
VoodooMan,
Actually Tessa was once my pet, but i had to break our hearts by kicking her upstairs to level II
i am not certain she can be replaced.
rose
I just melted all over the place- from the tips of my eyelashes down to my toes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragon's muse
It indeed was a heartbreak. I begged to stay. But my wonderful instructor pushed me onwards and upwards, giving me the chance to grow as a writer. I am forever in her debt for that.
Doesn't mean I didn't cry like a baby about it.
rose, for always, you're in my heart. ~hug~
tessa
Quote:
Originally Posted by tessa
And what do you mean watch? We can take turns, You drizzle, i'll lick. i'll drizzle, you'll lick. His Royal Hunkiness won't know what hit him. Heck, he might even set us up in an unused wing of the palace.
Hey, a girl can dream.
Which is what I'm doing right now...dreaming- dreaming about all that drizzling fun in the unused wing of the palace. With both us going at HRH, it'll take him awhile to get his brain engaged again, so we'll have a nice, long stay in the palace. Yum! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragon's muse
Hey! I think you just gave me an idea for my next assignment! You are such a grand inspiration! Pretty cute, too! ;)
~huggles~
tessa
We might even get titles out of it. Lady Tessa and Lady Rose, Duchesses of Hershey.Quote:
Originally Posted by tessa
Now this story i really look forward to.
Now if you two fair maidens could just lift your minds out of the royal gutter...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragon's muse
Well if not be sure to give us all the details.
Mad
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad Lews
Now if we were talking about taking turns licking chocolate syrup off you, i bet you would not have the slightest problem with that gutter.
rose