“To Strike the Uneven Balance”

[VoodooMan]

I used to say that writing for me was like “bleeding on the page” - until I found out that was the proposed title for an anthology of women writing about menstruation. Since I can’t pass the physical for that club, I seek entry to this sub forum in hopes that I might find a way to make a necessary part of my professional life more enjoyable. As a firm believer in the concept of Innate Depravity, what could be more natural than to gain pleasure from writing about perversity in all its glory?

[Dragon's muse]

VoodooMan,
i will send the appropriate emails to get you access to level I and get your first assignment posted.

Don't worry, no one bites very hard until you get to level IV.

rose
Level I Instructor/Mentor

[Mad Lews]

VoodooMan,
i will send the appropriate emails to get you access to level I and get your first assignment posted.

Don't worry, no one bites very hard until you get to level IV.

rose
Level I Instructor/Mentor

Please rose,
Try not to say mean stuff about Mr Dean. I know he's scary at times but I have to put up with him.
Mad Lews

[tessa]

Don't worry, no one bites very hard until you get to level IV.

Ok, didn't get that memo. I think I'm gonna have to apologize to a few people.

~strokes Lews on the head and smiles at Mad~ Who bites harder? Mr. Mad or Mr. Dean? When I get to Level Four, I guess I'll finally find out, hmm?

Welcome to the insanity, Voodoo Man. I'm thinking you'll fit right in.

tessa

[VoodooMan]

rose, thanks for the welcome, and the information about biting hard.

tessa ... fit right in, eh?

[Mad Lews]

tessa ... fit right in, eh?

OK squeeze right in;
be gentle, she's still learning.
Mad

[Dragon's muse]

Please rose,
Try not to say mean stuff about Mr Dean. I know he's scary at times but I have to put up with him.
Mad Lews

My very dear Mad and/or Lews,

What on earth made you think i was only referring to Mr. Dean?

*Scrambling to hide behind a large tree*

rose

[Dragon's muse]

rose, thanks for the welcome, and the information about biting hard.

tessa ... fit right in, eh?

i will have you first assignment posted either tomorrow or Monday. Saturdays are a bit hairy here. Floggers, crops, clamps, ropes -- yanno all that kind of really cool stuff.

Looking forward to reading you.

rose

[tessa]

tessa ... fit right in, eh?

Reading between the lines, Voodoo?? Goodness, you men and those sex-saturated minds of yours! Not that I'm complaining. Makes for some wicked stories to read. Can't wait to see what you come up with.

OK squeeze right in;
be gentle, she's still learning.

~soft kiss on the cheek for Mr. Mad~ You are a sweetie. But I won't tell, promise. Your reputation as a fierce beast might be tarnished. Can't have that, now can we??

And it seems as if rose is going to have an excellent Saturday. Woohoo!

tessa

[VoodooMan]

OK squeeze right in;
be gentle, she's still learning.
Mad

Exactly that Lews - the best fit is one that's a bit of a squeeze. But no worries, I'm always gentle, just a harmless old sociopath.

[VoodooMan]

i will have you first assignment posted either tomorrow or Monday. Saturdays are a bit hairy here. Floggers, crops, clamps, ropes -- yanno all that kind of really cool stuff.

Looking forward to reading you.

rose

No hurry rose, or do I call you teacher? *chuckling since it has been 21 years since I was last the student* Enjoy all that really cool stuff to the fullest so you'll have plenty to write about next week.

warm regards,

Voodoo

[VoodooMan]

Reading between the lines, Voodoo?? Goodness, you men and those sex-saturated minds of yours! Not that I'm complaining. Makes for some wicked stories to read. Can't wait to see what you come up with.

tessa

With all due respect tessa, as Mae West said, "Goodness had nothing to do with it". I think you'll agree that the best stories are always drenched in wicked inspiration.

Voodoo

[Dragon's muse]

No hurry rose, or do I call you teacher? *chuckling since it has been 21 years since I was last the student* Enjoy all that really cool stuff to the fullest so you'll have plenty to write about next week.

warm regards,

Voodoo

rose is quite adequate. The only other title i really aspire to is "Your Majesty" and to actually get that one i'd have to get William or Harry to knock me up and it would still be quite a wait AND i would have to call that Camilla chick "Mum".

Anydamnedway, rose will do.

rose

[Mad Lews]

rose is quite adequate. The only other title i really aspire to is "Your Majesty" and to actually get that one i'd have to get William or Harry to knock me up and it would still be quite a wait AND i would have to call that Camilla chick "Mum".

Anydamnedway, rose will do.

rose

rose?

your most gracious and benevolent majestic rose?

Beloved grammatical tyrant of the masses !

rose dear?

(yup I've nearly got another chapter ready for proofing, not that flattery would sway you luv)

your 'umble servant
Mad

[tessa]

With all due respect tessa, as Mae West said, "Goodness had nothing to do with it". I think you'll agree that the best stories are always drenched in wicked inspiration.

I have a feeling that Mae West would have also said that respect had nothing to do with it either.

"Wicked inspiration"...yep, nothing like it to produce a good gusher of a story.

Pardon me as I must go now and fantasize about Prince William. Thanks rose.

tessa

[Dragon's muse]

rose?

your most gracious and benevolent majestic rose?

Beloved grammatical tyrant of the masses !

rose dear?

(yup I've nearly got another chapter ready for proofing, not that flattery would sway you luv)

your 'umble servant
Mad

My dearest Mad One,

Flattery sways the simple subby rose.

The Grammar Nazi Uber-rose remains iron in the face of such shameless flattery.

i am eagerly anticipating the next chapter.

rose

[Dragon's muse]

Pardon me as I must go now and fantasize about Prince William. Thanks rose.

tessa

Tessa,

He is some major league eye-candy isn't he. Can't you just picture him with a crop in his hand? Or dragging the thorny stem of a rose over my. . . .er . . . . um your creamy cleavage.

Sorry, lost my head for a minute.

[tessa]

Tessa,

He is some major league eye-candy isn't he. Can't you just picture him with a crop in his hand? Or dragging the thorny stem of a rose over my. . . .er . . . . um your creamy cleavage.

Sorry, lost my head for a minute.

We are talking about Prince William, aka His Royal Delicious One. That you only lost your head for a minute is an extraordinary feat in self-discipline.

I have no such self-control. Which is why I'm going to go Google HRDO's images and drool all over them.

I'm still giggling about your comment about calling Camilla "Mum".

tessa

[Dragon's muse]

We are talking about Prince William, aka His Royal Delicious One. That you only lost your head for a minute is an extraordinary feat in self-discipline.

I have no such self-control. Which is why I'm going to go Google HRDO's images and drool all over them.

I'm still giggling about your comment about calling Camilla "Mum".

tessa

Tessa,

Oh yes, His Royal Hunkiness. Would it be considered treasonous to drizzle chocolate syrup over a future monarch and lick it off slowly? But again i digress. i normally go for guys older than me, but in his case i would surely make an exception.

rose

[VoodooMan]

tessa and rose...

I appreciate any chance to get a glimpse inside the female mind, even when you know you are being watched. That place will forever be a source of wonder to me...among other things. *grin*

[tessa]

Tessa,

Oh yes, His Royal Hunkiness. Would it be considered treasonous to drizzle chocolate syrup over a future monarch and lick it off slowly? But again i digress. i normally go for guys older than me, but in his case i would surely make an exception.

rose

It would most certainly NOT be considered treasonous to drizzle HRH in such a manner...as long as I can watch. Otherwise, I'm reporting you for drizzle and fun on a Royal person's royal self.

And it seems as if Voodoo likes to watch too. Not that I think he'd be so interested in watching Wills getting drizzled. Nah, he probably prefers something much more...female in nature? Maybe. I'm just guessing.

[Dragon's muse]

It would most certainly NOT be considered treasonous to drizzle HRH in such a manner...as long as I can watch. Otherwise, I'm reporting you for drizzle and fun on a Royal person's royal self.

And it seems as if Voodoo likes to watch too. Not that I think he'd be so interested in watching Wills getting drizzled. Nah, he probably prefers something much more...female in nature? Maybe. I'm just guessing.

i am shocked! and appalled! You mean there are men out there who get off on watching girl on girl action? My world is shattered. To quote Chandler from "Friends" -- "Can open. Worms everywhere."

[VoodooMan]

i am shocked! and appalled! You mean there are men out there who get off on watching girl on girl action? My world is shattered. To quote Chandler from "Friends" -- "Can open. Worms everywhere."

rose, under the circumstances I hate to be the one to break the news to you, but rumor has it that there are even GIRLS that get off on watching girl on girl action... what is this world coming to?

[tessa]

i am shocked! and appalled! You mean there are men out there who get off on watching girl on girl action? My world is shattered. To quote Chandler from "Friends" -- "Can open. Worms everywhere."

~laughs and laughs~ I love "Friends" and Chandler is my favorite! (Phoebe runs a close second). Too cute!

I know. Those men. A crying shame that they appreciate such stuff, isn't it? I mean, girl on girl- female forms writhing over each other, touching those wonderfully sensitive places, knowing just what to do and how good it all feels...

Erm, well that's what I've heard anyway. Now where was I? Oh yeah, absolute debauchery and men can't seem to get enough of it. Greedy things.

[VoodooMan]

VoodooMan,
i will send the appropriate emails to get you access to level I and get your first assignment posted.

Don't worry, no one bites very hard until you get to level IV.

rose
Level I Instructor/Mentor

you know rose, my dear and trusted teacher, if I were the sensitive type I'd think that isabeau6 was already your pet, I'd move my stuff all the way to the very back of the class and start doodling on a blank sheet of paper.

[Dragon's muse]

VoodooMan,
Actually Tessa was once my pet, but i had to break our hearts by kicking her upstairs to level II

i am not certain she can be replaced.

rose

[tessa]

VoodooMan,
Actually Tessa was once my pet, but i had to break our hearts by kicking her upstairs to level II

i am not certain she can be replaced.

rose

I just melted all over the place- from the tips of my eyelashes down to my toes.

It indeed was a heartbreak. I begged to stay. But my wonderful instructor pushed me onwards and upwards, giving me the chance to grow as a writer. I am forever in her debt for that.

Doesn't mean I didn't cry like a baby about it.

rose, for always, you're in my heart. ~hug~

tessa

[Dragon's muse]

It would most certainly NOT be considered treasonous to drizzle HRH in such a manner...as long as I can watch. Otherwise, I'm reporting you for drizzle and fun on a Royal person's royal self.

And what do you mean watch? We can take turns, You drizzle, i'll lick. i'll drizzle, you'll lick. His Royal Hunkiness won't know what hit him. Heck, he might even set us up in an unused wing of the palace.

Hey, a girl can dream.

[tessa]

And what do you mean watch? We can take turns, You drizzle, i'll lick. i'll drizzle, you'll lick. His Royal Hunkiness won't know what hit him. Heck, he might even set us up in an unused wing of the palace.

Hey, a girl can dream.

Which is what I'm doing right now...dreaming- dreaming about all that drizzling fun in the unused wing of the palace. With both us going at HRH, it'll take him awhile to get his brain engaged again, so we'll have a nice, long stay in the palace. Yum!

Hey! I think you just gave me an idea for my next assignment! You are such a grand inspiration! Pretty cute, too!

~huggles~
tessa

[Dragon's muse]

Which is what I'm doing right now...dreaming- dreaming about all that drizzling fun in the unused wing of the palace. With both us going at HRH, it'll take him awhile to get his brain engaged again, so we'll have a nice, long stay in the palace. Yum!

Hey! I think you just gave me an idea for my next assignment! You are such a grand inspiration! Pretty cute, too!

~huggles~
tessa

We might even get titles out of it. Lady Tessa and Lady Rose, Duchesses of Hershey.

Now this story i really look forward to.