Hmmm... I seem to recall our Beloved Moderator stating, at the very beginning of this contest, that bribes would be acceptable....

The Hallelujah Limerick

there once was a Dom called DeSade
who did wield His whip and... ummmm.... *rod*
with such brutal finesse
that the subs would profess
to adore Him, their merciless God.

~~elyse~~